AssHat of the Year, 2024, Voting Round 4!! It's getting exciting in here!

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

rhinohelix

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Araysar vs. Maul- Neither, Voting for least likely to advance, apologies, Maul.
Boozecube vs. Chris- Do I have to explain this vote again?
Mr. Sox vs. Kirun- FFFFFuuuu this cunning stunt once more.
Furry vs. Foler- Blow the Horn of Gondor to herald the new Asshat King, if "Gondor" is the name of an immigrant in a London Council flat.
 
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Erronius

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Araysar vs. Maul - This is a really unfair matchup for Araysar. He's more of a counterpuncher. He needs a phisey phisey or a Chris Chris to swing on him, and let's be honest...Maul is no Phisey or Chris. So while Maul isn't the biggest asshat out there, Araysar has been reduced to mocking Ossoi Ossoi . Which, if we're being honest, makes him less of an asshat and more of a Forum Hero.

Boozecube vs. Chris - LOL

Mr. Sox vs. Kirun - I have to vote for the lying, scumbag WEASEL

Furry vs. Foler - Unsurprisigly, Foler has been committing acts of voter intimidation by standing at the entrance to the Polls and GreNegging anyone who doesn't vote for him. Unfortunately, LLR and SlowcountMcVote have been willing to turn a blind eye to this obviously illegal behavior, so I have no choice but to vote for Furry. No one who wants Asshat so badly deserves it.
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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Araysar vs. Maul - This is how we stick it to Putin!
Boozecube vs. Chris - Boosecube isn’t an asshat so much as he is just an ass. Kirun on the other hand…
Mr. Sox vs. Kirun - Mr Sox isn’t an asshat, he is something else, more, superior. Chris on the other hand…
Furry vs. Foler - This is how we stick it to Putin!
 
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Asshat Foler

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Araysar vs. Maul - This is a really unfair matchup for Araysar. He's more of a counterpuncher. He needs a phisey phisey or a Chris Chris to swing on him, and let's be honest...Maul is no Phisey or Chris. So while Maul isn't the biggest asshat out there, Araysar has been reduced to mocking Ossoi Ossoi . Which, if we're being honest, makes him less of an asshat and more of a Forum Hero.

Boozecube vs. Chris - LOL

Mr. Sox vs. Kirun - I have to vote for the lying, scumbag WEASEL

Furry vs. Foler - Unsurprisigly, Foler has been committing acts of voter intimidation by standing at the entrance to the Polls and GreNegging anyone who doesn't vote for him. Unfortunately, LLR and SlowcountMcVote have been willing to turn a blind eye to this obviously illegal behavior, so I have no choice but to vote for Furry. No one who wants Asshat so badly deserves it.
Y’aint kew
 

Daidraco

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Araysar vs. Maul
Boozecube vs. Chris
Mr. Sox
vs. Kirun
Furry vs. Foler

This round isnt as fun as the previous ones.
 
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Pterodactyl159

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I’m making chat gpt choose this round

Araysar vs. Maul
If I had to choose, I'd probably lean toward Maul as the "bigger jerk." He tends to be more openly confrontational and persistent in arguments, which can escalate tensions more frequently. Araysar’s style, while sarcastic and potentially patronizing, often comes across as less personally combative and more humor-driven.
That said, both have their moments, and in a forum like Fires of Heaven, it’s almost a badge of honor to be labeled a jerk.

Boozecube vs. Chris
Between Boozecube and Chris, the title of "bigger jerk" might lean toward Boozecube. Boozecube is known for a more chaotic, often intentionally antagonistic posting style that can feel like stirring the pot just for fun. His approach tends to be unpredictable and abrasive, which can make him seem more irritating in a broader sense.

Chris, on the other hand, while also opinionated and willing to engage in conflict, generally appears more measured in his jerkiness—more calculated and less random. He might come off as pedantic or condescending, but not quite as gleefully antagonistic as Boozecu.

Mr. Sox vs. Kirun
Between Mr. Sox and Kirun, I’d lean toward Mr. Sox as the "bigger jerk." Mr. Sox often has a brash, aggressive posting style that can come across as intentionally inflammatory or dismissive, particularly when debating or mocking others. He thrives on confrontation and isn't afraid to escalate things quickly.

Kirun, while also known for a sharp tongue and biting humor, generally carries a more laid-back vibe. His insults often feel more calculated and witty rather than outright combative. While Kirun can be dismissive, he seems less likely to actively provoke just for the sake of drama.

So, while both have their moments, Mr. Sox's tendency to go hard in the paint makes him the bigger jerk in this matchup.

Furry vs. Foler
Between Furry and Foler, the "bigger jerk" title likely goes to Foler. Foler has a reputation for being more openly antagonistic and confrontational, often doubling down in arguments with a mix of stubbornness and sarcasm that can feel relentless. His style leans toward deliberately provoking others, making him stand out more in a negative light.

Furry, while no stranger to snark and biting humor, often comes across as less aggressive and more humor-driven. While he can be sharp, his posts tend to have a lighter tone and less of an "attack-dog" energy compared to Foler.

In this case, Foler's intensity gives him the edge as the bigger jerk. What’s your take?
 
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Mist

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It's gonna be Foler vs Araysar, why are we even doing this?
 
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Chukzombi

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It's gonna be Foler vs Araysar, why are we even doing this?
There only needed to be one round and the results would be the same. But people like to play this like a game where there might be a chance of a different outcome. Every year we get picked and every year we know it's not going to be us because we are typical FoH posters who just post more than others.
 

Mist

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There only needed to be one round and the results would be the same. But people like to play this like a game where there might be a chance of a different outcome. Every year we get picked and every year we know it's not going to be us because we are typical FoH posters who just post more than others.
I'm always slightly afraid it's gonna be me.
 
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Chukzombi

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I'm always slightly afraid it's gonna be me.
It will be us eventually, when all the actually bad posters get picked, they will invent new reasons for a bad poster and then omg, Chuk and Mist are the worst! Even then, you can just remove the avatar after a week or two and then nobody cares.
 

Denamian

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It's gonna be Foler vs Araysar, why are we even doing this?
Russell Crowe Gladiator GIF
 
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Brikker

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Araysar vs. Maul - fag
Boozecube vs. Chris - fag
Mr. Sox vs. Kirun - fag
Furry vs. Foler - gay fag
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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Araysar vs. Maul - Final two
Boozecube vs. Chris - Final four
Mr. Sox vs. Kirun - Final four
Furry vs. Foler - Final two
 
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