AssHat of the Year, 2024

Noodleface

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Here's what you do. Find the biggest forum autist, send him a pound of cocaine and then feed him search requests.
Even easier. Just state something as fact and all the autists here will come rushing in telling you the truth and calling you a faggot
 
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lurkingdirk

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lurkingdirk lurkingdirk is like the NFL's rules committee, trying but failing. Releasing previous winners into the mix one by one is like some sort of perverted version of Reagan's trickle down economics, or in this case. trickle down asshats. Good on paper but will fail hilariously in practice. Let me predict the future, this year the American Inventor will most likely win, taking his busted ass cheeks out of the running for next 3 years. The next year the zoophile is released from prison and will essentially run unopposed. Then yours truly will have to endure the angst of competing in this shit show. And so on. If you want to bring back previous winners, just exclude the reigning one to avoid the Mahomes problem (look mom, he made yet another football reference, he truly must be a retard).
In conclusion, it's good to know that my avatar is safe from any potential harm for another 2 years at least. That's all I really wanted.
And also, none of you pathetic dried up cum residue half way down on a hookers inner thigh are even worthy of a nomination. Well, sans two. And you know who you are

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jayrebb

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Honored as a first time nominee, and because I love Jesus and not The Pope - all good by me ;-)

Enjoy while it lasts. I pulled 54 votes against BrutulTM BrutulTM which is no small feat, a very competitive bracket-- only to be never nominated again.

Asshat is very much here today, gone tomorrow.
 
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Furry

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Will this be the year that enough of the competition gets axed that I can finally make it out of the first round for the very first time?
 

Erronius

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I wish I could stay in Asshat character for an entire year. Sheesh. I'm never gonna get nominated like this.
 
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Penance

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All these pol nominations everybody forgets horrible takes in the gaming threads that, were they to seep into pol, would cause immense and unimaginable retardation the likes we might never recover from.

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