Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games
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Vorph
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It's what happens when you combine WotC degeneracy with the worst studio in existence when it comes to writing 'humor'. It's easier to ignore in Divinity because it's all over the place and you get used to skipping over the idiotic dialogue, but when the tone is darker and more serious like in BG3 their cringy and retarded shit really stands out.
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Furry
🌭🍔🇺🇦✌️SLAVA UKRAINI!✌️🇺🇦🍔🌭
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Burns
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That would be a funny joke in itself, if, when you pick the vampire to play, you are forced to sex all the peoples, so you can suck... their blood. Only the player character can do the romance shit, so if you dont want to sex all the people, you dont play the vamp!
Vorph
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Interplay/BioWare/Black Isle jokes were actually funny or at least amusing though. Fallout 2 was their only game that really overdid it, and they seemed to reel it in after the backlash they got.
Larian's attempts at humor are just the absolute worst.
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Hateyou
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Caeden
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So my enjoying Action Fantasy 16 and thinking I might like some hyper realistic and action oriented versions of past games is the worst thing on this forum when we have questions about how many bear cocks (animals, not chubby hairy men) I can suck in the new Baldur’s gate.
I am hurt.
I am hurt.
Sabbat
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I sent vampire guy to my camp when he first turned up, a few nights in he decided to sneak a quick drink and I booted him from the camp on the spot. I figured it was better to let him continue to slum it out in the forest than to just butcher him immediately. Later on, I met a monster hunter and made sure I gave him vampire guys address. I might just straight up murder him on my release playthrough.
I think I've put in 40 odd hours of game, it's been great.
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TJT
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It kinda troubles me that they made such an unlikeable character as gayboy vampire.
In BG2 the only companions everyone kind of dislikes are Anomen because he's a pussy and Khalid because he's a whiny pussy. But even then they didn't make me want to murder them instantly.
In BG2 the only companions everyone kind of dislikes are Anomen because he's a pussy and Khalid because he's a whiny pussy. But even then they didn't make me want to murder them instantly.
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Cybsled
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I find amazing irony that people are crying about a choice they don’t like when the game also gives them numerous choices that completely eliminate that choice from even being available in your play through
This forum: I hate RPGs eliminated player agency by making choices not matter
Also this forum: why is this game offering too many choices?? Choice #89 out of 300 hurts my sensibilities and just the fact it exists makes me seethe with anger. Why are they giving players such agency?
This forum: I hate RPGs eliminated player agency by making choices not matter
Also this forum: why is this game offering too many choices?? Choice #89 out of 300 hurts my sensibilities and just the fact it exists makes me seethe with anger. Why are they giving players such agency?
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Talos
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I don't like faggotry in my games. I also don't like them making faggotry seem like something humorous when it's not. It's really that simple.
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Angerz
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Kirun
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