There it is peak big brain nonsense. Mother fucker is raging over a toy line/movie named after the female main character, aimed at little girls, with an accessory male figure
"They lied in order to draw in the washed up Everquest boomer MAGA audience! I feel so cheated I'm going to burn my Malibu Stacey collection right now!!!"
At the supermarket but imagine that Smithers Strippers gif with Barbie marketing caption for the strippers and
LiquidDeath
as smithers. Also caption one of the thots as "carbs" for measure.
Actually make "for good measure" as "icing on the cake"