Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

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Kovaks

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In the comics he has light weight only a billionaire can afford it special bulletproof cloth so he can stay light and fast. I'm sure they could explain it like that in a movie too if they had hired a guy who looks the part and would be willing to putt on a skintight suit. And yeah gal ggadott could have done at least one squat.
 
Lanx

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That poster is so horrible, if Gal Gadot really is the best white girl to play WW, they should have just affirmative action'd her ass and get some sort of Beyonce or something. It's worse when she is stick thin and is compared to a fucking muscle bound brute likes Supes and then to Fatman on the other.
 
Foggy

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lanx_sl said:
That poster is so horrible, if Gal Gadot really is the best white girl to play WW, they should have just affirmative action'd her ass and get some sort of Beyonce or something. It's worse when she is stick thin and is compared to a fucking muscle bound brute likes Supes and then to Fatman on the other.
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She isn't white.
 
Hoss

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Column_sl said:
O god, Batman looks like he has been hitting up the Donut Shop again.


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Wonder Woman's logo looks off. Looks more like a W and a V instead of 2 Ws. So, either she's a West Virginia Fan in this movie, or she's going by Wonder Vagina.

Kovaks_sl said:
In the comics he has light weight only a billionaire can afford it special bulletproof cloth so he can stay light and fast. I'm sure they could explain it like that in a movie too if they had hired a guy who looks the part and would be willing to putt on a skintight suit. And yeah gal ggadott could have done at least one squat.
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You mean the stuff Daredevil uses? Wait, DD is marvel, nevermind.
 
Caliane

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Hoss_sl said:
Wonder Woman's logo looks off. Looks more like a W and a V instead of 2 Ws. So, either she's a West Virginia Fan in this movie, or she's going by Wonder Vagina.



You mean the stuff Daredevil uses? Wait, DD is marvel, nevermind.
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on her island V stands for freedom.
 
Nester

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Didn't he only beat him by faking his death? Supes figured it out anyway and gave him a pass due to the fact they are spandex bros?
 
Ambiturner

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Nester_sl said:
Didn't he only beat him by faking his death? Supes figured it out anyway and gave him a pass due to the fact they are spandex bros?
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He didn't even beat him tbh. Green Arrow shot Supes with kryptonite, then while Batman was doing his Bond villain victory celebration he falls dead (not really) of a heart attack.

Not spoilering it since there's no way this movie follows that comic at all.
 
JVIRUS

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Random GIS wonderwoman cosplayer looks more the part, but would she have the ACTING CHOPS for the nuanced role of Wonder Woman?
 
Lanx

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JVIRUS_sl said:
Random GIS wonderwoman cosplayer looks more the part, but would she have the ACTING CHOPS for the nuanced role of Wonder Woman?
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not like Gadot has anything even resembling acting chops


any random cosplayer would be a better pick
 
Phazael

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You guys are also overlooking that this is retired Dead on a Toilet Elvis batman, ala The Dark Knight, being portrayed and not young jailhouse rock Elvis Batman in his prime.
 
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