Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

Chanur

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Maybe you guys can start a new thread about how awesome Superman is. That is, if you ever stop slurping on each other's cocks.

What a douche.

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Does Batman take a Rock Hard Weekend when he fucks your face? Wait why am I asking he's super prepared of course he does!
 

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Might as well say that about The Hulk too.
Not really, Bruce Banner is a deeply flawed character. His movie portrayals don't show that his abusive alcoholic father hated him growing up and killed his mother because he thought she showed Bruce too much affection. Bruce has a multiple personality disorder and Hulk hates Banner because Banner hates himself.

They fired him into space because he's fucking mental.
 

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Not really, Bruce Banner is a deeply flawed character. His movie portrayals don't show that his abusive alcoholic father hated him growing up and killed his mother because he thought she showed Bruce too much affection. Bruce has a multiple personality disorder and Hulk hates Banner because Banner hates himself.

They fired him into space because he's fucking mental.
They fired him into space because they were afraid of him. It took Amadeus fucking Cho to realize that the hulk never killed anybody unless under the control of others. Hell even when he was at his MADDEST during WW Hulk he never killed anyone.
 

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They fired him into space because they were afraid of him. It took Amadeus fucking Cho to realize that the hulk never killed anybody unless under the control of others. Hell even when he was at his MADDEST during WW Hulk he never killed anyone.
that is the stupidest cop out in comic history. you should be ashamed of yourself.
 

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Not really, Bruce Banner is a deeply flawed character. His movie portrayals don't show that his abusive alcoholic father hated him growing up and killed his mother because he thought she showed Bruce too much affection. Bruce has a multiple personality disorder and Hulk hates Banner because Banner hates himself.

They fired him into space because he's fucking mental.
what does being a alcoholic have to do with being a walking deus ex?

Dude can't be killed and his power level is infinite.
 

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what does being a alcoholic have to do with being a walking deus ex?

Dude can't be killed and his power level is infinite.
It's only infinite in proportion to damage inflicted. More he takes the more powerful ,and larger he gets.

Also he is just brute strength, any mutant with mental powers could enslave him quite easily.
 

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The point I was making is that Hulk is an inherently flawed character. Yes, he is very powerful but he has no control over his power and his alter ego isn't a very pleasant individual. Hulk is literally Banners inner child.

I like the way Marvel portrays a lot of their characters like that, Sentry is the Marvel version of Superman and he's completely batshit insane.
 

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what does being a alcoholic have to do with being a walking deus ex?

Dude can't be killed and his power level is infinite.
But he can be as likely to kill innocents while on a rampage. Admittedly in the 616 universe he hasn't because comic book shenanigans but I'm pretty sure Ultimate Hulk has a decent body count.
 

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The Hulk has a pretty complicated story arc as well, he has gone through being Bruce Banner stuck in the Hulks body etc

Coincidentally that was his most popular run with Dale Keown

It's not always the rampaging Hulk.

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It's only infinite in proportion to damage inflicted. More he takes the more powerful ,and larger he gets.

Also he is just brute strength, any mutant with mental powers could enslave him quite easily.
Not entirely true, hulk's rage is so primal that most telepaths can't focus it enough to do anything with it