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Kuriin_sl said:
I take Konsyl (similar to Metamucil), so, I have big formed poops in the morning. Makes me stay clean all day, every day. However, most gays will have a douche hose in the shower to clean themselves out. I don't do the random hookup, so, I dunno what they actually do. ;p
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Do you have to text your bf or let him know ahead of time to "clean up" if youre coming home for some mid-afternoon buttsex?
 
Kuriin

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We're like a married couple after only 1 year of being together. FML. We have sex maybe like once every other week.
 
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Do you ever find the shower-douche has been used on an off week and get suspicious?
 
Hoss

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Betros_sl said:
Does anyone ever use condom/dental dam for oral?
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Tried to, but couldn't find anyone that carried them. Checked local grocery stores, and so far I've checked like half a dozen sex shops. A couple have offered to order some for me, but I was always just passing through town, so I declined.

kudos_sl said:
My ex said the same thing. She also said some bullshit about side effects. I told her to get the shot because it's even more safe and she said side effects etc and after that I gave up and said fuck it.
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One of the side effects is getting bigger tits, isn't it?
 
BrutulTM

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Hoss_sl said:
Tried to, but couldn't find anyone that carried them. Checked local grocery stores, and so far I've checked like half a dozen sex shops. A couple have offered to order some for me, but I was always just passing through town, so I declined.
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Does that really seem that enjoyable? I haven't tried it but it seems to me that if you get to that point, you would be just better off letting her jerk herself off while you smother yourself with a grocery bag to get the same effect.
 
Kuriin

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Hoss, you should check out those women's condoms. Problem though is, they have a slurping noise so it sounds like they're full of cum.
 
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Hoss_sl said:
One of the side effects is getting bigger tits, isn't it?
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I don't know about the tits, but it is suppose to help clear up skin. My first GF was actually prescribed birth control by a dermatologist (or maybe the dermatologist just recommended it, I don't remember exactly). She had a fun time convincing her parents, who she still lived with at the time, that she was on bc for her skin and not because she was dating me.
 
Conefed

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Trojan Ecstasy - I somehow feel cleaner after using these. Turned my opinions around on condoms.
 
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