Best way to get back at a fraudster?

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
iannis

iannis

Musty Nester
31,351
17,657
You have their shipping address?

Send them doodie in a box.

Do NOT put a return address on the box.

+nets if it's your doodie. Or maybe dog doodie. ++nets if it's horse doodie. Not cow doodie though, cow doodie doesn't stink too bad unless you get it wet.
 
Haast

Haast

Lord Nagafen Raider
3,281
1,636
Iannis_sl said:
You have their shipping address?

Send them doodie in a box.

Do NOT put a return address on the box.

+nets if it's your doodie. Or maybe dog doodie. ++nets if it's horse doodie. Not cow doodie though, cow doodie doesn't stink too bad unless you get it wet.
Click to expand...
Anonymous things you can ship your enemies

The envelope full of glitter is deceptively good revenge. Glitter is like herpes, it NEVER really goes away.
 
fris

fris

Vyemm Raider
2,186
2,554
how far are they from you? same city, state, country? have you looked up their names/email to see if you can find them on social media?

don't swat, that's really bad for the police. retribution should only impact them. court would work only if you're in the same area.
 
Szlia

Szlia

Member
6,634
1,376
The fraudsters already proved a low level of morality and a reasonable level of ingenuity. I am not sure I would mess with such guys, because that could backfire. That said, if their little trick put them in the clear when it comes to paypal, I don't see how it is legal, so it should be possible to engage in a procedure to recover the money they still owe you.

Is the time and effort worth it though? If it isn't, I would just leave the matter alone, eat the loss, be sure to never again engage in business with these people, and, if you want to go the extra mile and think these people might need again the type of product you provided them with, you can let others who provide the same type of product know that these people are fraudsters.

If it's a company with known clients, you could also let their clients know. If they scam the people the buy stuff from, they might also scam the people they sell stuff/service to.
 
Palum

Palum

what Suineg set it to
27,254
43,104
I would write a viral post/tweet about how your black trans gay business got shafted by some white dudes, make fake hatemail letter that was in the return and post it on Facebook to get picked up by the SJW army. The rest will take care of itself.
 
Kovaks

Kovaks

Mr. Poopybutthole
2,358
3,147
Gamma Rays_sl said:
I thought of a pretty good revenge scheme several years ago, never used it, but I figure since we're sharing, here it is.

If they're a married couple or just long time together, arrange to have a female call the house ( * read note below) . When you know the husband is at work or whatever. Have her sound surprised by the female answering, but awkwardly ask for the man by name.

"Oh, umm, is Peter there?"

"who is this???"

Immediate hang up, Click.

Then let the mayhem of an angry woman do all the damage.

Simple, quick and wholly effective.

* Okay the note, probably a real bad idea to use an actual female here, consider the potential blow-back from having your GF involved in this. So my plan was to record the single line of dialogue myself and use a simple audio tweak on computer to raise the pitch to sound female.
Click to expand...
Similar Idea... call wife and pretend to be pissed off father. Tell her that her husband better stay away from your 15 year old daughter or you are going to call the cops. Bonus if you sext his phone young looking porn star pics from burner so if he is dumb enough to keep them and she checks his phone she finds them
 
C

Chesire_sl

shitlord
331
1
lithium battery in the gas tank , once the gas eats away the coating and the lithium strip is exposed to moisture it sparks
 
Chanur

Chanur

Shit Posting Professional
<Gold Donor>
28,925
46,689
If you know where they work order really embarrassing stuff to be delivered to his place of employment. Gay magazines hate mail that kind of stuff.
 
Hoss

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
<Gold Donor>
27,557
15,956
I like the debt collector angle, especially if you're willing to write off the money. You'd probably need to start by mailing them a bill. As I understand it, the debt collection agencies usually pay for those debts, but that might only be for big time companies. Be sure to mark it up as high as possible with late fees and shit if they don't pay quickly so the collection agency will be interested.
 
C

Chesire_sl

shitlord
331
1
I was never the sharpest knife in the socom cutlery drawer but i sure as fuck paid attention during creative chemistry classes
 
Palum

Palum

what Suineg set it to
27,254
43,104
Hoss_sl said:
I like the debt collector angle, especially if you're willing to write off the money. You'd probably need to start by mailing them a bill. As I understand it, the debt collection agencies usually pay for those debts, but that might only be for big time companies. Be sure to mark it up as high as possible with late fees and shit if they don't pay quickly so the collection agency will be interested.
Click to expand...
Unless you have a prior contract (which he doesn't else he wouldn't be in this situation, not that he should need one for basic sales) you can't just assess random shit. Most people don't know that it isn't just made up because they don't read the fine print, though.
 
fris

fris

Vyemm Raider
2,186
2,554
gqRZhV5.gif
 
You must log in or register to reply here.