What in the actual fuck, indeed. Is this a discussion about not washing your jeans for 3 years and doing some weird shit in the bathtub with them, in order to make them look broken in? And then describing the specific patterns as "honeycombs" and "whisker fades", implying that somewhere there is a community of other people who do the same thing and would understand this terminology and say something like "sick fade"?
I hate 2019.