So 6PM today some kid stole my daughters brand new Tempt 4 out of my garage, we heard our garbage cans shifting and that made us look outside. Sure enough bike was gone, I put on my shoes and hopped on my bike still in my work clothes. I cruise the neighborhood while the wife gets in her car and does the same. Thinking like a piece of shit I head towards the bayou trail and sure enough three fuckers on bikes in the distance so I haul ass towards them, as I get closer I see the one fucker has my daughters bike. He is looking back and yelling to his friends that "he is still coming" they go under the bridge and start to make their way back up the other side but I am so pumped full of adrenaline I catch up just as he turns to head up the other side. I aim mid frame and smash right into him knocking us both down. He calls me fucking crazy and yells "You can have your bike back" as he moves away. I am tangled up a bit trying to pull two bikes up a slope and I am screaming at this kid. "I have cameras you stupid fuck, I am going to find you mother fucker!" and so on. He is wide eyed and freaked out, thought about dropping the bikes and grabbing the kid but he hauled ass away before I made up my mind. Not wanting to leave a bike behind he got away. Oh and they tore up the seat, literally had it for fives mins and they ripped up the seat. Asshole.
Wife picks me up, load up the bikes and cruise around looking for him, nothing.
Go home and cameras didn't record (I assume sensitivity and the angle he came in but not idea, further testing required)...FUUUUUUUUUUU
Got my daughters bike back so I start my D&D night and prepare to move on but get to thinking I got a really good look at this kid and what if he retaliates, so I call the police and make a report. I know the neighborhood he ran towards so going to cruise through it for a while and hope to find him. His buddy had a really distinct bike as well I have never seen before so they must be from a different but close neighborhood. Stupid cameras, going to go Liam Neeson on this fucker.