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Eomer

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3 series aren't far off from 2 tons, I don't think. Pretty sure my 335xi is clocking in at around 3,800lbs. But yeah, if you're going to get a 3 series, get the 335. Otherwise just go with an American or Japanese mid-size sedan/coupe that will be nearly as nice and featured, for a lot less.
 

Soygen

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M3 coupe is probably the only BMW I would want(that I could possibly afford). The regular 3 series are pretty boring looking and you see tons of them on the road.

Have you considered the Yaris, P?
 

Soygen

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Not yet. The Z will be 3 years old in a couple of weeks. Getting kind of long in the tooth, nawmean?
 

Drinsic

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Yeah, time to get GTR.

Shit, my previous ride was a '94 Lexus ES300 I drove for 8 years and it's still running great on 240k miles. Kept it for a bad weather/bar car but I just bought a '13 Mustang GT and I can see it sticking around for a while.
 

Soygen

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Nice. The 5.0's are a beast. I love driving my Z, but no backseat/trunk room is starting to grate on me a bit. I may just hold onto it and buy a little econo-box for driving to work or when I have to actually transport an item larger than a gallon of milk.
 

Drinsic

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Understandable. I think my only complaint with the mustang is no telescoping steering column. I can't give my legs as much room as I'd like without driving straight armed.
 

Soygen

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Do you have any idea how creative you have to be to stuff two dead hookers into the hatch of a Z andstillkeep the carpet clean?!
 

Jx3

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Just got back from Morgantown bros. Not going to lie, I fell in love with D.P. Dough, Wakandans be delivering to hotel rooms at 3am and shit.
 

Soygen

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There's a premium for such a rare commodity.
 

Soygen

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Perhaps implement some sort of a "Pay by the inch" system.