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Izo

Izo

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It's normal to seek familiarity and comfort. I try to find my way back in similar looking life giving pouches like the one I came from, all the time I possibly can.
 
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Picasso3

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You don't stromboli the pepperoni you roll it that's what.

I command all followers to try their pepperoni roll creation and they'll find two things
1. It's nearly impossible to fuck up making pepperoni rolls.
2. There is nothing as equally convenient, delicious, and cost efficient
 
Soygen

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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I looked up this pepperoni roll concoction and it looks like some redneck version of a Stromboli invented buy a dude who couldn't make a proper pizza dough.

True or false, P?
 
Jx3

Jx3

Riddle me this...
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Pepperoni rolls is the shit. They sell them bitches by the bagful at Krogers. Its like hot pockets without the bullshit.
 
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Aww shit bros, it's the motherfuckin Big JxTriple. Wakandan tellin dem trufs like they is.
 
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Picasso3

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Kroger ones are emergency. Get your bottom bitch to make them with 3 cut boars head pepperoni and you in bidness
 
Soygen

Soygen

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Why must you cheapen all my accomplishments? Is this because I insulted pepperoni rolls?!
 
Big Phoenix

Big Phoenix

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but then he realized just how sad his penis really was, so he unscrewed the jar and slid all 5 inches in the mayonnaise being sure that as it was displaced by the shaft it would fall onto his slight large testicles. Even though he was able to cover his entire groin region with the creamy white spread, none of the passengers on the train were impressed. Dave got up to how him how its really done, yanking the jar away from John causing what was left of the mayonnaise to spill out onto the ground, much to the ire of the crowd.
 
Big Phoenix

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Dave knowing he had little time to quell the temper of the crowd after spilling the mayonnaise decided he needed help. Reaching into his pants pocket he retrieved his cell and instinctively dailed Obama. The tension was high as Dave waited but it was finally broken by hearing a concerned "I miss you" coming from the other end of the phone. "What do I do?! I spilt the mayonnaise!" yelled Dave. Barack calmed Dave in only the way he can and told him ever think he needed to know, go get a jar of salsa.
 
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