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Jozu

Jozu

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Lol the Rock has vein babies on his body. Reminds me of the last Rick and Morty episode lol. Le Pebble is sticky haha

But honestly wow, he looks fucking SHREDDED. The guy is a fucking animal for 50 years old. Think about his days as "The Rock" wrestling in the WWF, even Rocky Miavia, he has always been jacked and in phenomenal shape. Add a little hgh and you get superhero levels of physique, greek god tier.

Look at the vein baby in his neck holy shit lol.
 
Brodhi

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Dudes over-selling it. It's the Rock, playing a glorified villain they are spinning into a good guy (I guess this is what DC thinks people want), and DC track record so far has been shit. My expectations are going to be low headed into it.
 
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Xerge

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Brodhi said:
Dudes over-selling it. It's the Rock, playing a glorified villain they are spinning into a good guy (I guess this is what DC thinks people want), and DC track record so far has been shit. My expectations are going to be low headed into it.
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Imagine, the Johnson family over selling something. It's what they do
 
Gavinmad

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I mean considering his age and being done with WWE he might be on roids by now, but those pictures are unquestionably from a day/days where he cut a lot of water weight to get THAT level of shredded. Nobody walks around looking like that every day, roids or not.
 
Chris

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I'm totally on board for this, this is going to redeem him from the Scorpion King stuff.
 
Kirun

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There is 0 chance The Rock isn't on bull semen, HGH, roids - the works. But, it still takes a strict diet and insane levels of pumping to get to that, even with "help".
 
Sevens

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Lanx said:
this rhoid vein has it's own birth certificate
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Le Pebble born on 7-12-21
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That roid vein has its own zip code
 
jayrebb

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Gavinmad said:
I mean considering his age and being done with WWE he might be on roids by now, but those pictures are unquestionably from a day/days where he cut a lot of water weight to get THAT level of shredded. Nobody walks around looking like that every day, roids or not.
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And he's never said anything negative about it.

Zac Effron wailed for years after Baywatch about how bad it sucked.
 
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Ossoi

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jayrebb said:
rock looks fully depleted in the cheeks, the conditioning and dedication. should come off well on camera
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I obviously don't have as much muscle, but pre my holiday I was lowest weight I've been in however many years - my cheekbone also looked fucking weird like his
 
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Kiroy

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literally no one:

Ossoi said:
I obviously don't have as much muscle, but pre my holiday I was lowest weight I've been in however many years - my cheekbone also looked fucking weird like his
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Jozu

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Look at his abs bro.

Ossoi put too many hours in the gym to not show it off.
 
jayrebb

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Ossoi said:
I obviously don't have as much muscle, but pre my holiday I was lowest weight I've been in however many years - my cheekbone also looked fucking weird like his
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you both are on carb restricted diets I reckon. the cheekbone area is usually indicative of very fine carb control to get that contest shape.

as Zac Effron noted in Baywatch (also had the cheek vacuum) it can be quite tedious to maintain for extended periods of time.

Ossoi, our very own Rock, right here on this forum.
 
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