Black Adam (2021)

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Oblio

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It was still a better movie the Shang Wang and the 12 Anal Beads or wtf it was called.
 
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joz123

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Oblio said:
It was still a better movie the Shang Wang and the 12 Anal Beads or wtf it was called.
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Homsar

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joz123 said:
Even for free on HBO app this was shit. That kid with the skateboard was fucking terrible. Atom Smasher and Cyclone were worthless. Dr. Fate was the best part and he died of course.
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Yep my exact same thoughts
 
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Harshaw

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Hah. To add a bit more drama. Cavill fired his manager who was Dany Garcia. That's the Rock's ex wife that runs his shit.
 
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Chukzombi

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Harshaw said:
Hah. To add a bit more drama. Cavill fired his manager who was Dany Garcia. That's the Rock's ex wife that runs his shit.
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The story is Rock had her set him up somehow. Not sure the details, but Rock is going to come out of this looking like a jerkoff.
 
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Harshaw

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Chukzombi said:
The story is Rock had her set him up somehow. Not sure the details, but Rock is going to come out of this looking like a jerkoff.
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He probably mad that Cavill would have gotten more punches than him.
 
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Mahes

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Wow at the Steroid use of The Rock's ex...that face....
 
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jayrebb

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narcissism run amok

the same effect that turned people away from Black Adam during it's promotional marketing,

Rock can sit the fuck down now.
 
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Inque

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I turned it off after 25 minutes, a single "scene" in the apartment had at least 30 different cuts to different perspectives I was getting dizzy with the shot swaps.
 
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Rajaah

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Watching this right now on HBO Max. It's about 80% over. Pretty bad movie TBH. The first half of it is just nonstop noise where I could barely tell what was going on, reminded me of a Transformers movie.

At least the red-haired latina is kind of hot. That's about all I've liked. This movie is just so noisy and nonsensical. I don't know who any of these characters are. It just flings these new people at us like we're supposed to be familiar with them already. Who the fuck is Hawkman?

It feels like the sequel to another movie that we never got, just like a lot of DC's completely disconnected catalog. I'm glad I didn't pay money for this.
 
jayrebb

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Black Adam really ushered in the New DCU,

as soon as the performance for this movie came back.
 
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Rajaah said:
Who the fuck is Hawkman?
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Not sure if serious. Will absolutely agree that throwing supe's in a movie with no background is dumb, but at least in this Cyclone, Atom Smasher and Hawkman are effectively exactly as their name would describe, leaving Dr Fate as the WTF
 
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"Black Adam is going to shake the floor of the DCU" - Dwayne "Faggot" Johnson

Well, the whole building collapsed...
 
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