Chukzombi
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Black Friday 2017
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Synj
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Bought this for my wife to put in my stocking ($29):
Assassin's Creed Origins Day 1 Edition PlayStation 4 (PS4) - Walmart.com
Got this DNA kit for my mom and my wife, they love this stuff ($89 for 2):
https://www.amazon.com/Family-Tree-DNA-Genetic-Ancestry/dp/B072K6PGRF/ref=sr_1_4_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1511575914&sr=1-4&keywords=family+tree+dna+test+kit&th=1
Assassin's Creed Origins Day 1 Edition PlayStation 4 (PS4) - Walmart.com
Got this DNA kit for my mom and my wife, they love this stuff ($89 for 2):
https://www.amazon.com/Family-Tree-DNA-Genetic-Ancestry/dp/B072K6PGRF/ref=sr_1_4_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1511575914&sr=1-4&keywords=family+tree+dna+test+kit&th=1
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Synj
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I just posted the Family Tree Deal, I hope we're related!
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Fuck, that's like 25 mins down 45 from me. Good thing I stayed in the Woodlands. Only shit I dealt with today were soccer mom's that can't drive and a 20 min wait at Pappasitos for lunch. There were a lot of Mexicans that don't know proper cart etiquette at Home Depot, though.
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A5150Ylee
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Ya, because nothing says "Family Christmas" better than finding out during the unwrapping of presents that you are not your father's son, or that your wife is actually your half sister... But I'm sure everything will be fine.
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A5150Ylee
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ehh.. still works when you come back 20% black, but mom and dad are at 1-2% tops. The fun part would be listening to mom making up pseudoscience claims on how listening Barry White during conception can totally make that happen, while the half black neighbor they used to live next to had NOTHING to do with it.
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Synj
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My mom's parents were orphans (Ohio area, probably krauts). My wife is Jewish.
So yeah, she's probably my nazi holocaust half sister. I'll stream the results here live.
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SeanDoe1z1
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People are dumb.
Can we please get a mass shooter to target black friday and not some church/school/concert at least.
Went to Babies R us on the way home. Zero deals and everything we would want is easily 25 % cheaper online. Peaced out.
Can we please get a mass shooter to target black friday and not some church/school/concert at least.
Went to Babies R us on the way home. Zero deals and everything we would want is easily 25 % cheaper online. Peaced out.
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Oldbased
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I don't get that shit. Don't these idiots browse slickdeals? You can get that shit for like $20-50 more online and not have to waste gas and get trampled.
Chewy had some super deals on Friday though that was nice. I had about 140lbs of shit come yesterday from them. The Fed Ex guy looked ready to murder someone.
As an example, I got 450 pee pads from Chewy 22.5x23" for $30.36 shipped. PetSmart which owns them charges $29.99 for 100, or $135 for the same amount of pads.
It's that way with pet stuff as well. Petsmart/Petco is higher by a large margin over Kroger/Meijer/Walmart everyday. Only when they run the 33% off sales( 10 off 30 ) are they even slightly an option. Chewy is owned by PetSmart now and they do actively match other online places and got into pricing battles with Amazon which Amazon matched and brought both of them down over 6 months time this year. Jet is owned by Walmart and matches both but with Jet you get even more discounts the more you add.
Chewy had some super deals on Friday though that was nice. I had about 140lbs of shit come yesterday from them. The Fed Ex guy looked ready to murder someone.
As an example, I got 450 pee pads from Chewy 22.5x23" for $30.36 shipped. PetSmart which owns them charges $29.99 for 100, or $135 for the same amount of pads.
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A5150Ylee
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Are those pee pads "people sized"? I may have found my next level of 'poop socking' for the next big MMO.
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tyen
EQ in a browser wait time: ____
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Oldbased
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Poop for sure. Not sure about liquid retention after guzzling down multiple 2 liters. May still have to keep a bucket handy. I went to level 2 years back. Bedroom with bath. Commode is 8 feet away. I only come back dead 50% of the time but more sanitary.
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Someone mentioned that Black Friday is one of the newest "exports" of your great nation to the rest of the world. As a European I can confirm this, but what pisses me off no end is not the crazyness of having a day-after-Thanksgiving-sale when you don't celebrate Thanksgiving, it's that almost everyone calls it by the English name: Black Friday, instead of translating it to the native tongue. Hell, I was flipping through the TV channels and came across an add on a French channel where they called it by the English name. If the god damn French and their hatred for all that is Anglo call it by the English name, you know shit is fucked up!
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Borzak
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Cyber Monday not really showing much. I don't shop on Black Friday in person, but at least from talk and news reports looks like online oredering is making a big dent on crushing people to get into the store to buy something that is 2% less than it normally is, or the same price. Always entertaining to watch people rush in at opening and pick up anything even if they don't know what it is, need it, or whatever it's on sale - must have.
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BrutulTM
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If you're going to import Black Friday you should really import Thanksgiving as well. It sort of offsets the blatant consumerism to have a day of giving thanks for all the shit you're about to go buy.
Don't use those DNA Testing kids. 23 and Me doesn't make money off the kits they actually sell your DNA to Genetic and Pharmaceutical companies as well as the US Government.
You are voluntarily adding yourself to a Government DNA database when you send those in and letting companies do fuck all with your DNA behind closed doors.
Can't wait for genetically targeted ads in the future.
You are voluntarily adding yourself to a Government DNA database when you send those in and letting companies do fuck all with your DNA behind closed doors.
Can't wait for genetically targeted ads in the future.
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