Mahes
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Taskmaster identity speculation incoming. I'll spoiler it just so no one complains, but this is just me theorycrafting. And it is very possible that it has already been discussed here or in some of the videos linked that I can't watch at work, so maybe I'm just repeating stuff everyone else knows.
The person that uncovers the Taskmaster helmet in the trailer is a black woman. Now, it could be someone other than the person that is going to put it on, but she has the look of a "fighter" with the little bit of her I can see, so I'm going to suggest there is a decent chance she's really Taskmaster. That pretty much points to the girl labeled as "Actress" in the cast named Shaina West. Furthermore, since her only other movie credit is "Power&Martial Arts" and her trivia is "Highly skilled martial artist specialising in weaponry (sword, dagger & staff). Shaina rides a 600cc Suzuki motorcycle", seems pretty clear to me that there isn't some secret twist reveal, it is just some badass martial arts villain chick. Maybe they'll give her enough back story in the movie to explain why she wants them dead, or maybe she's just a highly paid mercenary, which I think would fit with the comic history but I'm not familiar enough with to really say.
Like I said, maybe this is old news and everyone already knows this. I didn't see it in a quick review, but it could have easily been discussed in videos that I didn't see.
Like I said, maybe this is old news and everyone already knows this. I didn't see it in a quick review, but it could have easily been discussed in videos that I didn't see.
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Chukzombi
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Xarpolis
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I guess, but it's more a ball joke. It might sting if you slammed your dick under the toilet seat, but it would be devastating if it was your balls.
Chukzombi
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its a dick joke. balls being plural, your "thing" is usually a reference to your dick. i dont recall ever getting my balls whapped by the toilet seat. not even sure how thats possible.
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Big Phoenix
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When you realize how filled Hollywood is with pedos it really makes you go hmmmmmmmm when they shoehorn in a dick joke that makes zero sense into a kids movie.
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When my son was about 3 we were visiting the in laws and he went to the bathroom. The toilet had one of them flufffy covers on the back and while my son was peeing the top came crashing down on his dick, he got two stitches out of it.
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social media embargo lifted
sounds just ok, the usual social media retard crowd is talking about the usual retarded shit. It'll be $30 on Disney+ on release day, aka it'll be in 4K Dolby torrents on release day
i don't really get how some side chick hangs out for a movie but is not mentioned in any previous MCU movie but i guess we'll see
sounds just ok, the usual social media retard crowd is talking about the usual retarded shit. It'll be $30 on Disney+ on release day, aka it'll be in 4K Dolby torrents on release day
i don't really get how some side chick hangs out for a movie but is not mentioned in any previous MCU movie but i guess we'll see
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Chukzombi
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if thats her last role as Natasha. potential spoiler there. the rumor is that steve rogers in his time travel suit shows up at the end credits and takes her somewhere. something like that.