Black Widow (2020)

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They made all the male avengers go on a roids regimen for ten years, but they can't make this fat bitch do a little cardio everyday?

Stop fat shaming her you cisgendered heteronormative patriachy enforcing trans and homophobic racist nazi piece of shit.
 
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Aychamo BanBan

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They made all the male avengers go on a roids regimen for ten years, but they can't make this fat bitch do a little cardio everyday?

I wonder how long the Florence Huge train will last before she quits getting rolls as a big fatass.
 
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I realize this is the 21st century and facts don't matter anymore, but someone had given Pugh the Knocked Up 'Tighten it up' speech.
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Yeah, even with her exaggerated pose, she still has minimal tits and is still much heavier in the abdomen than her contemporaries, but who wouldn't have been an extreme downgrade from ScarJo (other than maybe Daddario)?
 
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Aychamo BanBan

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I realize this is the 21st century and facts don't matter anymore, but someone had given Pugh the Knocked Up 'Tighten it up' speech.
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Yeah, even with her exaggerated pose, she still has minimal tits and is still much heavier in the abdomen than her contemporaries, but who wouldn't have been an extreme downgrade from ScarJo (other than maybe Daddario)?

God damn daddario dries me insane

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Chukzombi

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I realize this is the 21st century and facts don't matter anymore, but someone had given Pugh the Knocked Up 'Tighten it up' speech.
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Yeah, even with her exaggerated pose, she still has minimal tits and is still much heavier in the abdomen than her contemporaries, but who wouldn't have been an extreme downgrade from ScarJo (other than maybe Daddario)?
scarjo is a fine woman, but uh, plenty of gym rat chicks with fat titties and nice booty who would school this chunky beast. this wasnt a mistake by Marvel, they did this shit on purpose. and fat chicks often wear tight pants because it sucks in their disgusting bellies and makes them look like they got tone.
 

Aychamo BanBan

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scarjo is a fine woman, but uh, plenty of gym rat chicks with fat titties and nice booty who would school this chunky beast. this wasnt a mistake by Marvel, they did this shit on purpose. and fat chicks often wear tight pants because it sucks in their disgusting bellies and makes them look like they got tone.

I love on TV shows when they make fat people wear black and barely show them from the waist down to try to hide it.
 
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Asshat wormie

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Yeah Fat Widow is definitely on purpose. Cant have men enjoying anything.
 
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Zapatta

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Stop fat shaming her you cisgendered heteronormative patriachy enforcing trans and homophobic racist nazi piece of shit.

I have no problem with chicks so thick you have to use a spoon because you cant suck em thru a straw. But if I am gonna fap to a fridge girl I'll skip the Kenmore and go for a Sub Zero like Abbie Cornish.

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TBT-TheBigToe

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Yeah Fat Widow is definitely on purpose. Cant have men enjoying anything.
**puts on blue wig and strikes a "Oh no you dint!" pose**
If you cannot enjoy a strong female role without objectifying them sexually may I suggest you check your privilege, get over the fact you are obviously an incel, and understand that plus-size models represent HAES in more than just comic book movies;

They are the future of comics themselves!
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Asshat wormie

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**puts on blue wig and strikes a "Oh no you dint!" pose**
If you cannot enjoy a strong female role without objectifying them sexually may I just you check your privilege, get over the fact you are obviously an incel, and understand that plus-size models represent HAES in more than just comic book movies;

They are the future of comics themselves!
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I wont fuck your blue haired fat ass either cunt. Come at me!
 
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Kirun

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Fat chicks with no tits is one of God's cruelest jokes. It's the worst of both worlds.
 
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Phazael

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Fat chicks with no tits is one of God's cruelest jokes. It's the worst of both worlds.
This. And her "acting" is fucking terrible, too, which is why she gets naked at the drop of a hat for her roles. I mean, I am a fat bastard and will fap to nearly any mediocre woman who gives up the goods, but god damn anything built like a fucking icebox better have some fucking funbags to go with it or its just fucking depressing.

On the other hand, at least she looks like she could take a punch or two. But no one is going to fucking look at her frumpy fridge ass and think "Russian super agent". And her acting sure as fuck is not going to carry it. At least Jogger Valkyrie and black domino could act around their mistyped casting and make it fun for the audiance. This chick is just Chunky Cheese Larson. I did not think they could find a worse person to cast in a role than what they did with Captain Marvel, but here we are.
 
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Void

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Do you hate Batman as well?
Why yes, yes I do!

Speaking of, whatever happened to @Lyrical / Shonuff Shonuff ? Damn, he's been gone so long that he doesn't even come up with @ even though he's still a member (see comic book thread).

Ok, so apparently he does after the fact.
 
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Quineloe

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They made all the male avengers go on a roids regimen for ten years, but they can't make this fat bitch do a little cardio everyday?
20 years ago they realized at Hollywood that it's easier to give actors steroids than teaching bodybuilders how to act.
 
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