Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

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Skanda

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I can't possibly be the only one here who thinks she's (they're) kind of cute.
I want to rip that nose ring out and punch her in the face until her horrible hair dye wears off

But sure, she's cute, in a retards who may give me a semi sort of way.
 

Agraza

Registered Hutt
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I'd fuck her. Probably just never got it good enough to realize she's a girl. The only thing I'll call her is a slut, and she'll like it. I sure as hell hope I sound like a dick. That's the point.
 

Quaid

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Complains about misuse of 'gendered language', but uses gendered insults. Kids are fucking stupid.
 

Tanoomba

ジョーディーすれいやー
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Wait a minute... she's 15? Why the fuck have we been discussing what a random 15 year old girl has to say aboutanything?Jesus Christ, guys.
 

Chanur

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Wait a minute... she's 15? Why the fuck have we been discussing what a random 15 year old girl has to say aboutanything?Jesus Christ, guys.
I don't know you felt the need to tell us she was cute. Why are we discussing what a random 15 year old has to say?
 

Tanoomba

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Yea, let's not overlook the pedo implications here.
Said under the assumption the speaker was an adult:
I can't possibly be the only one here who thinks she's (they're) kind of cute.
Said after her (their) age has been clarified:
But sure, she's cute, in a retards who may give me a semi sort of way.
I'd fuck her. Probably just never got it good enough to realize she's a girl. The only thing I'll call her is a slut, and she'll like it.
Compare "kind of cute" to "gives me a semi" or "I'd fuck her", realize the most innocent of those comments was made assuming the speaker was old enough for us to give a shit what she has to say, and reconsider the "implications".
My comment is the only one thatDOESN'Tcome off as pedo. You're reaching.
 

Adebisi

Clump of Cells
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Wait a minute... she's 15? Why the fuck have we been discussing what a random 15 year old girl has to say aboutanything?Jesus Christ, guys.
Infantilism is a real thing SJWs strive for.

Safe spaces
Naughty words
Big bad patriarchy
 

Skanda

I'm Amod too!
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Said under the assumption the speaker was an adult:


Said after her (their) age has been clarified:



Compare "kind of cute" to "gives me a semi" or "I'd fuck her", realize the most innocent of those comments was made assuming the speaker was old enough for us to give a shit what she has to say, and reconsider the "implications".
My comment is the only one thatDOESN'Tcome off as pedo. You're reaching.
Why am I not surprised you either overlooked the sarcasm dripping from my post or you're desperately trying to throw other people under the bus to distract from your admission of being a pedophile.
 

Agraza

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I'd still fuck her. 16 is the age of consent in much of the developed world, including many american states. 15 is just being naughty. I did assume she was early 20s though. I don't read every damn thing y'all post.
 

Caliane

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Tanoombas law. when you can't tell the difference between a sjw/college student/tumblrite acting like a child, and an actual child.
 

iannis

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Lookit her teeth, she's got baby teeth.

Would I fuck her and is she attractive are two different questions. Every conscious decision that she has made about how to present herself is unattractive and speaks to insecurity. If you strip those off what you're left with is a little girl who is grappling with contemporary ideas of sexuality. And losing, I'd have to say she's losing. But I weren't no prize at 16 either. No one is.

I mean do I get to kill her after I fuck her and bury her two feet down in the woods? What's the game here?