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Very wealthy people who used to not be wealthy say things like this because they feel guilty, I think. It's like a form of survivors guilt. He's just being stupid. If you have 2 billion dollars and 'do nothing but wait for people to have time to do shit' you're a moron.

How about you buy a private jet, and while you're 'waiting' go around the world? Literally do anything you want?
How about give each of your 5 friends an annuity that pays them 3x their yearly salary so they can quit their jobs forever and go party with you.

These are the kinds of problems 2 billion dollars already solves.
 

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How about give each of your 5 friends an annuity that pays them 3x their yearly salary so they can quit their jobs forever and go party with you.

These are the kinds of problems 2 billion dollars already solves.
Yep, as said, he doesn't really have these problems...If he does, he's creating them over some fucked up guilt complex. The only thing in all those tweets I can see being an issue is the employees hating him--because bitterness happens a lot in sell offs.

But otherwise, yeah. The only reason he's able to get away with making bullshit claims like that is because most people can't even fathom the kind of freedom that much money provides, the amount of power it gives. So you can make all kinds of dumb claims and people will go "oh he's a normal guy...just like me! Look, he's still got problems, shucks, money really can't buy happiness!" because it makes sense when you can't grasp how different he actually is and the fact that outside of mental issues, money CAN really buy happiness.

The world is just a different place when you can have a full time assistant that can plan moment to moment world hopping expeditions for you, and a private jet or boat that can take you anywhere in the world, with the ability to ensure you have the best accommodations when you arrive.
 

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Yep, as said, he doesn't really have these problems...If he does, he's creating them over some fucked up guilt complex. The only thing in all those tweets I can see being an issue is the employees hating him--because bitterness happens a lot in sell offs.

But otherwise, yeah. The only reason he's able to get away with making bullshit claims like that is because most people can't even fathom the kind of freedom that much money provides, the amount of power it gives. So you can make all kinds of dumb claims and people will go "oh he's a normal guy...just like me! Look, he's still got problems, shucks, money really can't buy happiness!" because it makes sense when you can't grasp how different he actually is and the fact that outside of mental issues, money CAN really buy happiness.

The world is just a different place when you can have a full time assistant that can plan moment to moment world hopping expeditions for you, and a private jet or boat that can take you anywhere in the world, with the ability to ensure you have the best accommodations when you arrive.
I'm sure it's going to be lol first world problems but I can pretty much take any vacation I want, and it's boring. I've got a spreadsheet of all the items I want to see in the world and I'm checking them off. If I had nothing to do work wise I'm sure I could see them all in a year. Then what. Drugs? Hookers? He looks like a fat nerd so he's not playing any sports. Outside of childhood friends that he can totally hang with, I bet he is bored. He should just get involved with a new company and do some new stuff.

Which is not to say he's justified in being bored or whatever. But his money can solve all his problems. He can literally create shit to do.
 

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Maybe his employees all hate him because he could have taken $1bn, split it up equally between them all, made them all MULTI MILLIONAIRES while still being a BILLIONAIRE himself.

And ya know what? That's cool - I get it. I bet they'd get it too if he got his money and continued to be awesome with it. But no, instead he whines on Twitter about being super-villain rich like a massive cuck.
 

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Maybe his employees all hate him because he could have taken $1bn, split it up equally between them all, made them all MULTI MILLIONAIRES while still being a BILLIONAIRE himself.
Thats a retarded reason to hate someone. Oh snap they didn't subdivide their money and give me a bunch when I wasn't entitled to it. Fuck that guy!

What?
 

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Thats a retarded reason to hate someone. Oh snap they didn't subdivide their money and give me a bunch when I wasn't entitled to it. Fuck that guy!

What?
I'd fucking judge the shit out of anyone I knew who came into multiple billions of dollars and didn't seriously spread the wealth. Having that much money is pointless. Your grandchildren in 3 generations will still be counting it.

Seriously, if that shit happened to me I'd hook every poster in this community with over 1000 posts at least a million. Who gives a shit? I'd even honour alts so Araysar would get like $4mil.
 

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Maybe his employees all hate him because he could have taken $1bn, split it up equally between them all, made them all MULTI MILLIONAIRES while still being a BILLIONAIRE himself.
I don't know the exact details of the deal, but my impression from what I read is the other stake-holding employees DID become multi-millionaires and even the coffee-fetching fuckpoles got handsome bonuses they were not entitled to in any way.
 

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I'd fucking judge the shit out of anyone I knew who came into multiple billions of dollars and didn't seriously spread the wealth. Having that much money is pointless. Your grandchildren in 3 generations will still be counting it.

Seriously, if that shit happened to me I'd hook every poster in this community with over 1000 posts at least a million. Who gives a shit? I'd even honour alts so Araysar would get like $4mil.
You say that, and yet, nobody who rolls into billions ever does anything like that.

Do you hook up all your friends with $100's of dollars? If you make $100k/yr thats about the same. Just hand it out, it won't affect your bottom line.
 

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I don't know the exact details of the deal, but my impression from what I read is the other stake-holding employees DID become multi-millionaires and even the coffee-fetching fuckpoles got handsome bonuses they were not entitled to in any way.
Oh, well that's good. I take it back.

He's still acting like a giant faggot though.
 

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You say that, and yet, nobody who rolls into billions ever does anything like that.

Do you hook up all your friends with $100's of dollars? If you make $100k/yr thats about the same. Just hand it out, it won't affect your bottom line.
It's not even close to the same dude.
 

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Oh, well that's good. I take it back.

He's still acting like a giant faggot though.
According tothis article, EVERY person was offered (at minimum) 2 years of guaranteed salary (even if the office was shutdown entirely) and a $300k bonus. And that was just for the rank and file.

I agree that he should take some time to figure out how to make use of his money to find happiness instead of blubbering on Twitter.
 

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If I had a cash mountain like that dropped into my lap it would be a countdown until I was broke again I'd be giving that shit away so fast. Not for any altruistic reasons either, I just don't think I could handle it. Even charity would be difficult. If I went to the local food bank and wrote them a check for a hundred thousand dollars when the largest donation they have ever received ever was a couple thousand all that money would probably destroy them. Greed and corruption would take root, the money would get spent on retarded things, and in the end they would be worse off than before I came along.

What if I became someone that the average me would have hated? Why should asshole me have a good time of it? Fuck that guy.
 

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It'd be almost impossible to go 'broke' unless you were actually trying. At absolutely zero growth, $2bn is like $135,000/day for 40 years.
 

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I'm sure it's going to be lol first world problems but I can pretty much take any vacation I want, and it's boring. I've got a spreadsheet of all the items I want to see in the world and I'm checking them off. If I had nothing to do work wise I'm sure I could see them all in a year. Then what. Drugs? Hookers? He looks like a fat nerd so he's not playing any sports. Outside of childhood friends that he can totally hang with, I bet he is bored. He should just get involved with a new company and do some new stuff.

Which is not to say he's justified in being bored or whatever. But his money can solve all his problems. He can literally create shit to do.
He's not going to vacation like even a moderately wealthy person would, though. He can bring all of his friends, he can attend events, and go to locations, that would simply be prohibitive for anyone who wasn't a 'comfortable' millionaire (IE was no longer in jeopardy of having to work again due to capital growth). Going along the southern French country side is pretty amazing. Doing it with your own local history professor and being able to donate so you have access to various historical sites? Is something else entire.

Outside of that, as you said, he can make things for himself to do. There is a reason why very wealthy people become philanthropists.


You say that, and yet, nobody who rolls into billions ever does anything like that.

Do you hook up all your friends with $100's of dollars? If you make $100k/yr thats about the same. Just hand it out, it won't affect your bottom line.
That's different, someone making 100k is still in a bell curve of wealth/poverty; where he still needs to worry about the lower earning potential of his retirement, in which even moderate stupidity presents the very real possibility of poverty if he lives long enough.

Lots of billionaires do hook their friends up, just more in the way you mentioned. They do is start a non-profit and help people, and hire their friends to help run it. I know, if I were a billionaire, this is probably what I would end up doing.
 

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He's not going to vacation like even a moderately wealthy person would, though. He can bring all of his friends, he can attend events, and go to locations, that would simply be prohibitive for anyone who wasn't a 'comfortable' millionaire (IE was no longer in jeopardy of having to work again due to capital growth). Going along the southern French country side is pretty amazing. Doing it with your own local history professor and being able to donate so you have access to various historical sites? Is something else entire.

Outside of that, as you said, he can make things for himself to do. There is a reason why very wealthy people become philanthropists.
I think very rich people do try this though and get "friends" that are not friends. When people see free trips and luxury they turn into leeches real fast. If he doesn't already have established friends he isn't going to make any now. Thats just reality.

I agree the trips could be awesome. It'd probably take a while to run out of stuff to do. Haha. Knowing me I'd be working on my harem and that'd keep me busy until my prostate failed.

That's different, someone making 100k is still in a bell curve of wealth/poverty; where he still needs to worry about the lower earning potential of his retirement, in which even moderate stupidity presents the very real possibility of poverty if he lives long enough.
Not really arguing here but it's different like you say (they do need to worry about retirement) but not different in that if you budget 2-3k a year to just shower on your friends, it would make no difference. And yet... people don't do this. Why not? It's just not done. I could probably pay for my friends to go to every event we go to together on me, and not really notice. But I don't. I think some of them would honestly be insulted.

Lots of billionaires do hook their friends up, just more in the way you mentioned. They do is start a non-profit and help people, and hire their friends to help run it. I know, if I were a billionaire, this is probably what I would end up doing.
Agreed they do. But the idea that someone with 2 billion is going to say "1 billion is enough! Lol EVERY ONE TAKE A SHARE" is just asinine.
 

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... but not different in that if you budget 2-3k a year to just shower on your friends, it would make no difference. And yet... people don't do this. Why not? It's just not done. I could probably pay for my friends to go to every event we go to together on me, and not really notice. But I don't. I think some of them would honestly be insulted.
Uhh, some of us do so right now, don't you have leech friends? I do. I pay for their drink, I pay for the concert tickets... Fucking losers but why? Because they are fun to be around. And that's worth its weight in gold. I have a friend that never really worked in his life, he just kind of exists off others. But hes cool, has charisma and just a fun dude to be around. Plus hes always got the good weed.

But Lithose has got a point. Comparing a billionaire, shit even a millionaire, to a dude making $100Gs per year is not even a comparison. They are worlds apart.
 

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Someone tell him to buy Daybreak back from the Russians.

Then he can come shitpost on rerolled all day.
 

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Showing a few hundreds here and there on your buddies also doesn't really materially effect them much. Showering millions on them does.

Comparison is bad.