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Cad
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Phazael
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Women's volleyball is both good eye candy and pretty solid as a sport. Women floor gymnastics and horse riding related events are also superior to their male versions, both due to women having physical advantages and the eye candy aspect. Softball can be good, if you like watching actual lesbians (as opposed to the fake porn ones) and are not a pitching junkie. There are sports where (beyond eye candy) the women's version is at least as good, but they are few in number and Tennis is not one of them.
I do think there are team sports where you could have women positional players and they would fair really well, especially where balance is key and physical hitting is not the main point of the position. Like, I could see a woman acting as a kicker or kick returner/inside receiver in football. Or as part of a distance swim relay team for certain legs. It would of course have to be an exceptionally strong woman, but these sorts of women do exist already.
I do think there are team sports where you could have women positional players and they would fair really well, especially where balance is key and physical hitting is not the main point of the position. Like, I could see a woman acting as a kicker or kick returner/inside receiver in football. Or as part of a distance swim relay team for certain legs. It would of course have to be an exceptionally strong woman, but these sorts of women do exist already.
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It's still your special olympics level. The top woman in the world can't be any of the top 200 men
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Softball (Fastball) is also a men's sport in Canada. You can pitch just as much junk (plus a couple extras) in fastball as you can in hardball and you can throw the ball just as fast, but from a closer distance. There have been a few players in MLB that started off in fastball and they say it's a more difficult sport
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Yeah, I played it and was a pitcher, and I can tell you it happens more often than you'd like that you throw that ball at the plate and a split second later it's flying back at your head...It's a really short distance. Super fun to play, though. Small in-field, fast pitches, softer balls.
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I pitched too and that's always in the back of your head. I saw one guy take a hit right off the face. It wasn't pretty.
Softer balls though? I've only every played with the usual, leather bound balls similar to hardballs
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It is, but for some reason it's still fun to watch. Women's basketball is painfully bad to watch. I can't really explain why.
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Not a chance. Except for the "artistic" stuff you listed like floor gymnastics and horse stuff (which I'd argue men could still do better if people could fairly judge a man being artistic vs. a woman doing the same thing, because it is a verifiable fact that a man will do more flips, turns, twists, etc. than a woman), there is zero chance that a woman could be any of those positions you listed in a fair tryout. Kicker in football is the closest you are going to get, but there are still thousands of college men that are probably better. But kick returner, receiver, or relay swimmers?? Not a fucking chance, sorry. And I'm not saying that to be sexist, but let's be real.
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lol female kick returner? Are you kidding me? The NFL has considered doing away with the kick return entirely because of being a dangerous play and you want to put a fucking chick back there? Have you ever seen a football game?
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I have, and I am not talking about any chick, but the kind of toughened up tomboy that plays sports in the first place. I am not talking about women playing linebacker or RB or some stupid shit like that.
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The top men are playing tennis at such a high level it isn't fun to watch. The women play worse, but its a slower game with more back and forth volley's.
It is almost comparing different sports.
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The best female football player ever would be completely decimated at a D1 college level. To even suggest any women could make an NFL roster at any position is lunacy.