Can you think of a topic we can discuss without derailing into butt fucking?

Can you think of a topic we can discuss without derailing into butt fucking?

  • Yes - please post below

    Votes: 4 9.8%

  • No

    Votes: 15 36.6%

  • I've got a topic we can discuss without derailing into butt fucking for you, right here in my pants

    Votes: 22 53.7%
  • Total voters
    41
iannis

iannis

Musty Nester
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If we discuss buttfucking then obviously the thread can't be derailed into talking about buttfucking.

So the enema kit. Do you just leave it next to the toilet with a tube of k-y and assume she's going to get the hint? Or do you keep some vaseline next to the bed so that during sexytime you can dip your thumb in it and give her the old slick goose?

Or do you just go in dry? That's cruel, man.
 
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iannis

iannis

Musty Nester
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Do you whisper into her butthole before hand, trying to make the turds feel safe? So that they won't run away.

When she shits the bed do you pull her hair and laugh and say, "You really shit the bed on this one!"
 
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Izo

Izo

Tranny Chaser
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Izo

Izo

Tranny Chaser
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Your lack of avatar triggers me, iannis iannis . IA means 'nothing abnormal' in my daily work. Sheeeeiiiiiit.
 
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trex

trex

Queen Bee
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Don't you think butt sex is gay?

Never done it and would be worried about the sexuality of a partner who suggested it.
 
trex

trex

Queen Bee
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Don't you think jerkin it is kind of gay too? Touching a dick and stuff?
 
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Hoss

Hoss

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A thread on fisting probably wouldn't be derailed to buttfucking, but only if it was done in the grown up section where it belongs.
 
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