Captain Marvel (2019)

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Aychamo BanBan

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they're dumb fags, they should be doing it for at least 5 more years

look at this guy being a last minute replacement
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for every wolverine movie he does, he's allowed to sing like a fag in a circus, or sing like a frenchie fag, who cares, he's fucking jacked wolverine!

LMAO. I'm laughing so hard at your post. "A Million Dreams!" I've thought about that in the car, how he doesn't want to be Wolverine so he can frolic around singing show tunes. He truly is an actor!
 

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So, is this a watch in theater or fmovies watch? I tried to skim through the posts since Friday but good lord.
 
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Lenardo

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Saw it, liked it, solid b tier movie. If not for her comments prior, we would be happy about it.
 
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Aychamo BanBan

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So, is this a watch in theater or fmovies watch? I tried to skim through the posts since Friday but good lord.

Honestly, it's fine. Brie's acting is the worst part. Story is predictable. But there's an obvious twist, some decent humor, and good action scenes at the end.
 
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Chukzombi

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So, is this a watch in theater or fmovies watch? I tried to skim through the posts since Friday but good lord.
its not offensively bad, but its boring IMO. you can skip it and watch Endgame and you wont miss anything. all you need to know about CM is she is fantastically overpowered.

oh and her disappearance for 25 years and sudden reappearance is ridiculous. she's just gone and then she's just back. literally Cap and BW turn around and she's standing right next to them saying, "sup yo. where Fury at??" the movie also retcons Captain America as the first Avenger.
 
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So, is this a watch in theater or fmovies watch? I tried to skim through the posts since Friday but good lord.
Special effects and spectacle were good. There were moments where I anticipated somebody saying You Go Gurl, but I went on Sunday during normie church hours and none did? Maybe that would be better in larger theaters?

Overall, I'm glad I went and while you may get enough gist of the character to watch IW2, I'm glad I went to fill that gap alone

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Chukzombi

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Wait, what do you mean? Because of how Fury changes the thing to "Avenger" at the end on his computer?
yeah, Fury would have known about Cap and the Tesseract .

its the name of the goddamned movie.
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8 years later, NOPE.
 
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Honestly, it's fine. Brie's acting is the worst part. Story is predictable. But there's an obvious twist, some decent humor, and good action scenes at the end.
i was thinking about this, and it seems her acting is not only wooden and bland, but i think she's trying to be... cute? like a teenager? i was recently at a gala party with some mid-20s and they were happy and such, but brie acting, she's like got the personality of a 17yr old, but she should be around 30.

even if you say, "but she was taken away at 25ish and had amnesia"

starlord was taken away as a kid, that didn't stop him from gaining independence, stealing a ship, stealing an infinity gem, evading capture, after his alien one night stand wakes up.
 
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Aychamo BanBan

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yeah, Fury would have known about Cap and the Tesseract .

its the name of the goddamned movie.
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8 years later, NOPE.

I probably need to watch all this shit again, but how does the Tesseract get from Captain America to Lawson to create the light drive? And where did it go after CM? (I cant even remember what happened to it at end of CM, I remember it was in a lunch box..)
 
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Chukzombi

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I probably need to watch all this shit again, but how does the Tesseract get from Captain America to Lawson to create the light drive? And where did it go after CM? (I cant even remember what happened to it at end of CM, I remember it was in a lunch box..)
Captain Marvel’s origin has ties to the MCU’s earliest days
The Tesseract debuts in Captain America: The First Avenger

Though not the first on-screen appearance — Thor’s post-credits scene preceded it by a few months — the Tesseract became a major plot device in 2011’s Captain America: The First Avenger. The movie opens when a group of Nazis / HYDRA soldiers led by Johann Schmidt (aka Red Skull) track the Tesseract to a church in Norway. Schmidt, whose knowledge of its existence seems to come from mythology, then takes the Tesseract and, along with co-conspirator Armin Zola, develop weapons that harness Tesseract’s energy.

Ultimately, Steve Rogers (aka Captain America) foiled those plans when he infiltrated an aircraft packed with the Red Skull, the Tesseract, and several nuclear bombs. In the end, Red Skull tries to physically hold the Cosmic Cube, which — as we learn in Avengers: Infinity War — teleports him through space to the planet Vormir, where Thanos eventually sacrifices Gamora.

Post-wormhole, the Tesseract burns through the aircraft and falls into ocean, where it is later retrieved by Howard Stark (aka Iron Man’s dad, one of the many important dads in the MCU) while searching for Rogers. At some point, between then and 1989, the Tesseract finds itself at Project PEGASUS, a joint effort by NASA and the US Air Force to study the Tesseract. We’ll have to wait until the next Marvel prequel to know what happened to the Tesseract during the 45-year gap in MCU history

Captain Marvel and Project PEGASUS (part one)

The Tesseract’s importance in Captain Marvel’s story isn’t revealed until later in the movie, after Carol Danvers regains her memories. Prior to the events of the film, Mar-Vell (Annette Bening) joins Project PEGASUS under the guise of an aerospace engineer named Dr. Lawson. She ultimately gains possession of the Tesseract, storing it in a hidden lab orbiting Earth. Mar-Vell, a Kree scientist helping refugee Skrulls escape the horrors of war, works to create a faster-than-light (FTL) engine powered by an “energy core” that harnesses the Tesseract’s power.

As revealed in flashbacks, Danvers was the pilot of an experimental plane (special energy engine in tow) that escorted Lawson / Mar-Vell. As we see in flashback, the Kree operative Yon-Rogg (Jude Law) shoots down the plane in order to steal the technology. Danvers, acting on Mar-Vell’s dying wish, blows up the engine so that the Kree would not be able to obtain it. The resulting explosion bathes Carol in energy from the Tesseract, granting her powers. Yon-Rogg brings Danvers into the Kree fold, her memories pre-explosion missing, while also implanting a power-dampening chip in her neck.

Back to the present, Danvers — along with Nick Fury and Mar-Vell’s alien cat / flerken Goose — travel to the orbital lab and find the source of this faster-than-light power: the all-too-familiar blue cube (to the audience, at least — the characters are understandably not as familiar). A battle with the Kree ensues, during which Goose swallows the Tesseract. We next see the Tesseract in Captain Marvel’s post-credits scene, when Goose barfs it up.
 
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I just came back from seeing it.

I enjoyed it, high mid-tier for me. I really enjoyed seeing Captain Marvel fully powered on, one of the most spectacular hero visually. Brie was just ok, like someone said she needs better screen presence, if she can manage that she'll be a decent as moving on.

While the twist was fairly predictable I still enjoyed it, it also fits with the MCU lore.

I like the mid-credit seem, hyped me up for Endgame. After credit one was useless.
 
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Sebudai

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totally acceptable reason, better than saying "i don't want to be pigeon holed as cap america"

no bitch, you lucky enough to come out of fantastic 4 unscathed with another super hero job, however the fuck that happened.

no one knows you other than that, hell no one even knows you were the douche on scott pilgram w/ brie

He's the best character in a great movie; Sunshine. He's also good in Snowpiercer.
 
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Ukerric

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I kind of wonder how they'll tie Agents of SHIELD into the events of this. Skrull Coulson?
They completely ignore Agents of Shield. It was already complicated to figure out how Coulson wouldn't know about the Kree, despite Shield having been clearly involved in all those Kree-Skrull shenanigans, so they simply decided to ignore all of it. Even if Fury didn't tell everyone about the Kree, he'd have known exactly what they were dealing with at "Tahiti".

(rumors have it that the movie & tv divisions at Marvel pretty much ignore each other these days)
 

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Movie is half way decent and appeals to millions of little girls. Add in it's a Marvel movie she's doing 'fan service' like below and no one should be shocked at the opening weekend. Let's see how the 2nd week does.

'Captain Marvel' star Brie Larson surprises cinema, serves up popcorn

What gave me a good laugh were the pictures shown with the fans. With the females, she was all "Arms around like buddies" friendly but with the males she appears to be "Nope, arms at the side unfriendly". At least she forced a smile with them I suppose.
 

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Oh, small note about the de-aging of Fury and Coulson. The technology is amazing, there is little to no uncanny valley.

That being said, I was aware it was being done, and that was distracting for me for the entire movie.

A purely CGI character like Raccoon or Groot or even someone like Talos in makeup/prosthetic is less distracting and easier to accept for me.
 

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Hemsworth said he would only come back to do another if the story is great and Waititi came back for it, his contract is up after Endgame though
Makes sense. Thor 1 and 2 are some of the lowest tier Marvel movies while 3 was awesome.
 

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Oh, small note about the de-aging of Fury and Coulson. The technology is amazing, there is little to no uncanny valley.

That being said, I was aware it was being done, and that was distracting for me for the entire movie.

A purely CGI character like Raccoon or Groot or even someone like Talos in makeup/prosthetic is less distracting and easier to accept for me.

Fury was flawless, Coulson looked a little weird to me like he had elf ears or something. I think maybe CGI deaging works better on non white characters haha

I wonder how many years until everyone is just CGI'd, you know actors will start wanting it so they look smoother, skinnier, no flaws, etc.

Whoah, what if you make a porn app that lets you replace male porn stars with yourself <== billion dollar idea