Captain Marvel (2019)

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Lanx

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Merrith said:
Highly amused by what bothers most of the other people about this list compared to me, when I see "90's music". Like yeah, was good. It's no fucking 80's, though.
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let's steal that one thing from Director James gunn that made GotG so likeable.

It's not like MCU didn't have period pieces, no one said, YEA, that Captain America 40s shitty jazz music was the tits, wheres my phonograph!
 
Merrith

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Lanx said:
let's steal that one thing from Director James gunn that made GotG so likeable.

It's not like MCU didn't have period pieces, no one said, YEA, that Captain America 40s shitty jazz music was the tits, wheres my phonograph!
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I wasn't talking so much what should be in the movie or what works for each individual movie. I was saying every time I hear someone gush over the 90's, I just sorta chuckle and remember the better decade.
 
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Lanx

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Merrith said:
I wasn't talking so much what should be in the movie or what works for each individual movie. I was saying every time I hear someone gush over the 90's, I just sorta chuckle and remember the better decade.
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oh god reading those reviews, i expected half of em to end with "lemme pm u some info on essential oils"
 
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I mean, it was an article about Captain Marvel, so I don't think it really needed a warning. Pretty expected at this point.
 
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Gavinmad

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That's the true tragedy here. Carol Danvers really was one of my favorite heroes before the MCU.
 
Fadaar

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Air Force MCU/Avengers member #3. Just wanted to point out that the entire US Navy (all 3 branches) is useless.
 
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Fadaar said:
Air Force MCU/Avengers member #3. Just wanted to point out that the entire US Navy (all 3 branches) is useless.
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**ahem**

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I’m kidding, he fucking blows.
 
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Fadaar

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Honestly the only reason I want to see it is to have all the bits of the story ready for Endgame, but thankfully that can be bypassed by watching a few spoiler reviews on YouTube. Thanks technology.
 
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I’ll pay to see it in the theater. I’ll do the same for Endgame. I’m invested. I won’t be as loyal going into phase two.
 
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Brad2770 said:
I’ll pay to see it in the theater. I’ll do the same for Endgame. I’m invested. I won’t be as loyal going into phase two.
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Fadaar said:
Honestly the only reason I want to see it is to have all the bits of the story ready for Endgame, but thankfully that can be bypassed by watching a few spoiler reviews on YouTube. Thanks technology.
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You’re giving money to people who hate you and your family so you don’t have to wait a few months to watch a children's movie.
 
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Fadaar said:
Honestly the only reason I want to see it is to have all the bits of the story ready for Endgame, but thankfully that can be bypassed by watching a few spoiler reviews on YouTube. Thanks technology.
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the supposed entire movie plot has already been spoiled on reddit.
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that also leads to a different page which is in chinese but it goes much more in depth. like every scene. with pictures.
"惊奇队长 全剧透"]
definitely look at your own peril, even if its a huge larp
 
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Malakriss

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Nothing in that post seems any different than Antman, BP, or Dr Strange movies. Verdict will still be what route they take in Endgames.
 
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I’ve decided. Skipping this film. Will read the cliff notes on Wikipedia for what I should know for End Game. Brie Larson has one less white man to worry about seeing or critiquing her film.
 
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Chukzombi said:
the supposed entire movie plot has already been spoiled on reddit.
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that also leads to a different page which is in chinese but it goes much more in depth. like every scene. with pictures.
"惊奇队长 全剧透"]
definitely look at your own peril, even if its a huge larp
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ha. oh those asians... the translated page snuck this into the first paragraph. "This is a story of a hero looking for himself."
 
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I am honestly surprised Mr. Mouse hasn’t broken this cunts jaw already. Complain about the patriarchy all you want on your own time, but when a bitch comes between a mouse and his money some heads are gonna roll.

Suck on the mousriarchy cunt.

I never gave a shit about Captain Marvel and as a kid I was a comic book fan, hell I never knew or cared about guardians of the galaxy either but it turned out to be awesome so I was willing to see this movie. At least a was until this unattractive ultra cunt started bitching about male and whitness. Every time I hear it I know deep down in my soul I become more racist and misogynistic. After a few more years I am just accept Islam and enjoy beating the shit out of any whore who opens their mouth.
 
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