Captain Marvel (2019)

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Xarpolis

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Did Nick Fury really lose his eye to a cat scratch? It sounds almost like someone trying to troll people who have not seen it yet.
Yes, it's true.
Cat scratches his eye after the big rescue of the Skrull Army. Then when Nick is on a ship flying away that's piloted by CM, he's playing with the cat which scratches him in the face. That's about all you see, until the very end he gets a delivery of glass eyes to his office so he can choose one. The scratch was very minor, but then he needed an eye. Didn't really make sense.
 

rhinohelix

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look if you have a wife/gf its far, far, far easier to go see this movie and nod yes when she says its finally time women are represented well in superhero movies (DO NOT ARGUE BACK ABOUT WONDER WOMAN, HARLEY, SCARLET WITCH, CAT WOMAN, ETC ITS A TRAP) than it is to be a fucktard and not get your dick wet.
No offense but if want to live your life as a beta cuck, so be it. If she isn't going to fuck you because you don't kowtow to her stupid opinions about movies, she isn't going to fuck you about a lot of things. Hopefully her boyfriend likes the same sports teams you do.
 
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No offense but if want to live your life as a beta cuck, so be it. If she isn't going to fuck you because you don't kowtow to her stupid opinions about movies, she isn't going to fuck you about a lot of things. Hopefully her boyfriend likes the same sports teams you do.
Oh noes.... his wife/gf is withholding sex because he has his own opinions. Be a man and rub one out. And do it right next to her in bed and then get up and wipe it off on the curtains she made you buy. Show her whos the boss!
 
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Lanx

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look if you have a wife/gf its far, far, far easier to go see this movie and nod yes when she says its finally time women are represented well in superhero movies (DO NOT ARGUE BACK ABOUT WONDER WOMAN, HARLEY, SCARLET WITCH, CAT WOMAN, ETC ITS A TRAP) than it is to be a fucktard and not get your dick wet
this is not a man
 
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This thing pulled in $21M domestically on Thursday, which crushed other Marvel movies (another $44M global). I think much of this is simply tied to a serious thirst for Avengers Endgame hype. ANY movie that was going to serve as a bridge to the end of this phase for Marvel was going to have killer results.

I wagered a Wonder Woman neighborhood of box-office earlier in this thread but I think it's going to make even more serious bank.
Openings are one things but movies don't make huge box office on openings. BvS had a monster opening and died without crossing the $1B mark for two of the most iconic heroes of all time because the movie just had so many issues. Black Panther, Infinity War etc had legs for various reasons, not to be delved into here. I don't think this movie will for all of the Ghostbusters 2016 reasons; also see SJW "Mary Sue's". It also seems this movie is slightly better as well as having a better "supporting cast" in the MCU.
 

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If I said "This movie wasn't made for Jews, I don't need Jews to be giving me their opinions. I only want to hear from white christian men"--how do you think that would fly?

You don't even know what people are angry about you clueless cunt. She didn't just make an observation, she claimed a group should be irrelevant and began working to disregard them.

Just to expand on the point Lithose Lithose is making in case it's lost on some of you morons who need to spelled out and beaten repeatedly over your heads before it can sink in. Any of the statements below would be fucking career ending for the actor/actress who said it and you fucking know it 100% to be true. They would be condemned by all press and shit on at every turn. The only group they can openly pull this shit with is White Males, if you don't see the disconnect here then you are part of the problem.

"This movie wasn't made for Jews, I don't need Jews to be giving me their opinions. I only want to hear from white christian men"
"This movie wasn't made for Spades, I don't need Spades to be giving me their opinions. I only want to hear from white christian men"
"This movie wasn't made for Mexicans, I don't need Mexicans to be giving me their opinions. I only want to hear from white christian men"
"This movie wasn't made for Chinese, I don't need Chinese to be giving me their opinions. I only want to hear from white christian men"
"This movie wasn't made for Women, I don't need Women to be giving me their opinions. I only want to hear from white christian men"
"This movie wasn't made for Trannies, I don't need Trannies to be giving me their opinions. I only want to hear from white christian men"
"This movie wasn't made for Muslims, I don't need Muslims to be giving me their opinions. I only want to hear from white christian men"
"This movie wasn't made for Faggots, I don't need Faggots to be giving me their opinions. I only want to hear from white christian men"
 
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look if you have a wife/gf its far, far, far easier to go see this movie and nod yes when she says its finally time women are represented well in superhero movies (DO NOT ARGUE BACK ABOUT WONDER WOMAN, HARLEY, SCARLET WITCH, CAT WOMAN, ETC ITS A TRAP) than it is to be a fucktard and not get your dick wet

If your partner isn't going to fuck you because you have a differentiating thought than her then maybe, just maybe, you're a big cuck pussy and not the Chad you are trying to pretend to be.
 
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Yes, it's true.
Cat scratches his eye after the big rescue of the Skrull Army. Then when Nick is on a ship flying away that's piloted by CM, he's playing with the cat which scratches him in the face. That's about all you see, until the very end he gets a delivery of glass eyes to his office so he can choose one. The scratch was very minor, but then he needed an eye. Didn't really make sense.

Sometimes things are better left unexplained. This sounds like a perfect example for that.
 
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Lithose you have become obsessed with a movement you think is taking over the world when the only thing it's taking over is your own sanity. Dumb people with idiotic opinions have always existed, this is nothing new. But you do nothing but seek those opinions out to post about them on an internet forum and fight their "gospel" with your own. This is all you talk about. You do not participate in any conversation outside of your anti-sjw theocracy. And then you hi-jack threads that have nothing to do with it and force people to suffer through your idiocy.

Brie Larson is a moron and a bad actress. Brie Larson did not write this movie, and Brie Larson is not leading a charge that will change the world. She's an actress, with no bearing on my life other than deciding whether I want to see a fucking superhero movie she's in.

Get a grip you lunatic.
Don't check political shit often. Only heard of Larson recently. Even when you wholeheartedly or somewhat agree it can be obsessive, quickly boring, gossipy, overexcited pearl clutchers etc.

However why give a shit if folks talk politics. Sometimes it is entertaining. Who gives a shit.

Tl;dr you're all slack jawed faggots.
 
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This movie made a bunch of $$$ but none of it was mine.
 
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I dunno, the whole “last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye” line gets funnier and funnier to me the more I think about it. Whatever, I don’t mind it.
 
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Where did Ladro Ladro go with all his insightful contributions?

The thing is, I would have taken my kids to see this movie if I wasn't singled out by Brie. I have no issue with her message of inclusivity of minorities, I do have an issue when her message to be inclusive also includes a message of exclusivity. All she had to do was say we need more black, yellow, green, brown etc, not hey White Dad you don't matter and you are not allowed to have an opinion.

WTF did I do wrong? I am the bad guy because of my skin color? And somehow me holding down a job, being present in my children's life, paying taxes are all just because I have white privilege? I had no adversity in my life to overcome? Everything was handed to me so I don't get an opinion? The thing is I see really poor white people on a daily basis, my office is in the poorest neighborhood per capita in the state and it is predominantly white. So you are telling me that broke ass white guy I see talking to himself on the corner is part of the problem? WTF?
 
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Lanx

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Don't check political shit often. Only heard of Larson recently. Even when you wholeheartedly or somewhat agree it can be obsessive, quickly boring, gossipy, overexcited pearl clutchers etc.

However why give a shit if folks talk politics. Sometimes it is entertaining. Who gives a shit.

Tl;dr you're all slack jawed faggots.
no you stupid slut, it's b/c we can't have these idiots continue to spew their sjw hippie bullshit everywhere because it eventually leads to fucking retards not vax'in their kids in Oregon.

your opinion is worthless, brie larson w/ 2.5m instagram followers, whom i guess are mainly uppity bitches can upset eco systems.

another Marvel bitch and her new age, egg vagina stuffing
Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Settles False Advertising Suit
 
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Vaclav

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You should read again what you wrote here. More men involved in a action flick or to be more precise super hero action flick based on comic books..
Well duh Sherlock, it would be like complaining that too many women were in the audience for the those stupid vampire romance movies.
Also what is the barrier to entry to become a movie critic? Literally anyone with a cellphone camera or a computer can do it, all you need to do is be coherent and start doing it.

That in addition to all the other shit she did paints a little bit of a pattern.

And? I didn't say it was shocking or anything, just that she was speaking facts.

And amongst PROFESSIONAL REVIEWERS WITH A PUBLICATION BEHIND THEIR NAME was her point, I didn't think I'd need to spell it out for people. (You know, the distinction between Audience reviews and Critic reviews on RT for example)

You can see this phenomena she referenced clearly in respect to the Madea movies - I can't stand them, they're terrible to me, because they're culturally alien to me, but look at RT - 5-30% from critics - but yet even the worst audience scores are far better.
 
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Yes, it's true.
Cat scratches his eye after the big rescue of the Skrull Army. Then when Nick is on a ship flying away that's piloted by CM, he's playing with the cat which scratches him in the face. That's about all you see, until the very end he gets a delivery of glass eyes to his office so he can choose one. The scratch was very minor, but then he needed an eye. Didn't really make sense.

After the "cat" scratches him across the eye, someone asks if he's alright and he says "Sure it's just a cat scratch" and you get a close-up of Talos going "Oh noes" because he knows that's not a cat and Flerken scratches are apparently really bad for you. Cut to Fury needing a glass eye / eyepatch in the next scene. Rocket science really...
 
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Vaclav

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I'd love for you to quote where this was claimed. Why are you pulling random shit out of your ass? What was claimed is exclusionary language like hers, targeting a specific group for nothing more than seeing "too many of them" would be deemed incredibly racist and sexist if it were any other group. Most people can tolerate self empowerment feminism--it starts to turn sour when its negatively oriented feminism or ID politics which specifically targets people.

You implied she was worse than GG's initial statement that WAS directly stating "get on board or get out of the way" - so there should be. Or else you should admit to far underreacting to GG.

If I said "This movie wasn't made for Jews, I don't need Jews to be giving me their opinions. I only want to hear from white christian men"--how do you think that would fly?

When something isn't geared for a group? Yes, its appropriate.

If I make a movie about hating a random celebrity in China that no one in the US has ever heard of besides those with connections to China, would anyone but those that have the cultural reference be able to review my potential masterpiece correctly? To compare it to my recent art class I took (working on a pivot in my career now, wife's health decline will make travel a bad idea and income in my current career is limited without travel) - I made many pieces that the teacher, roughly a similar age to me, that blew his socks off for a neophyte but yet every single other student (normal student ages) didn't get a single one of my pieces. [And the praise he heaped on me was unique among the students]

You don't even know what people are angry about you clueless cunt. She didn't just make an observation, she claimed a group should be irrelevant and began working to disregard them.

She didn't say they're irrelevant - she said IN CONTEXT TO FILMS THAT WERE CULTURALLY ALIEN TO THEM they were irrelevant. Again, see my Madea reference above. I hated the one Madea movie I tried to watch, I think they're dumpster fire tier - but clearly audience score (and revenue) show that there's an audience for it and that critics are drastically out of touch with urban black life or whatever culture she's supposed to represent.

Answer the above. The point is holding these hypocrites to their own rules--because social rules can grow cancerous if they are only specifically enforced. This is how you get major political parties saying their job is to tell white men to shut up. Its how it became okay to use "BUT YOU'RE A WHITE MALE" as a legitimate argument to dismiss someone (Even allowed in national HS/College debates now). Because spineless faggots like you REFUSE to hold other people to the same rules you allow to be applied to you.

The point is to give some friction in the system to get it to dial back, but not to feed into the system. Think of it like a pendulum in a zero friction environment - if you place your hand in front of it, to give a simple "No, that's bad" it swings back and next time comes with a little less power until it peters out.

If you instead shove it back in reflex, you instead actually make the response even greater the next time.

I literally have to defuse shit as a large part (although thankfully one I mostly offset to other people these days since I hate doing it) of my life - at no point is "respond equally" a method that has stopped ANYTHING. Mild scolding then ignoring further bullshit, does. Any time an equal response is allowed it causes MORE problems, not less.

Fucking stand up for yourselves or at the very least allow others to do stand up to for themselves. It costs you nothing to just allow others to complain. Follow the fucking advice you're giving to everyone else about Brie, you god damn hypocrite.
The message here seems to be like you can ignore Brie, but not people on this forum, because she has a bigger audience--its totally contradictory. Unless what you really want here is to allow her brand of politics a voice, while smothering dissent. Which if it is, have the balls to say that. Christ.

Again, I've got no problem with complaining (within reasonable bounds) - but you complain and move on. Don't try to keep playing the 1-Upping game, that only makes the issue worse.

Heck, you can even see from the 1-Upping that happened here that the Brianna Wu shit came out of it. If people just said "Whoa! Brie, watch what you say" and calmly moved on rather than trying to start boycotts and misinformation do you think Brianna Wu would have any context for her shit that she's now stirring?

Yes it was bad, but scold and move the fuck on. That's how you handle these things in a healthy manner and ultimately defuse them.
 
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Vaclav

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Where did Ladro Ladro go with all his insightful contributions?

The thing is, I would have taken my kids to see this movie if I wasn't singled out by Brie. I have no issue with her message of inclusivity of minorities, I do have an issue when her message to be inclusive also includes a message of exclusivity. All she had to do was say we need more black, yellow, green, brown etc, not hey White Dad you don't matter and you are not allowed to have an opinion.

WTF did I do wrong? I am the bad guy because of my skin color? And somehow me holding down a job, being present in my children's life, paying taxes are all just because I have white privilege? I had no adversity in my life to overcome? Everything was handed to me so I don't get an opinion? The thing is I see really poor white people on a daily basis, my office is in the poorest neighborhood per capita in the state and it is predominantly white. So you are telling me that broke ass white guy I see talking to himself on the corner is part of the problem? WTF?

You need to stop listening to other people and assuming things are connected that aren't.

The most "offensive" parts of the movie to "white men" would be her ignoring some catcalling and getting visibly irrated a moment about a "cockpit" joke. Stuff that in my line of work (HR for those that have forgotten), are day one examples of displays of musculinity that aren't appropriate. (And that was by late 90's standards, mind you... I educated a long time ago, and in a conservative business school)

At least if people were making complaints about the
Refugees aren't always bad
subtheme I could get it, since that's a major part of the film. But saying "white guys won't get this movie" because she said in the past that all movies shouldn't be geared for "white guys" is moonman logic. At no point did she say "And I refuse to be part of any movies geared towards guys again..." or any other assumed context.
 
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Pretty sure Vaclav has a cousin that has been cat called.
 
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