Fair warning: When goofing around at work with a bunch of employees, don't type in the query "Has XXX, born on XXX, in the city of XXX, ever been charged or convicted of a crime and if so, please explain in detail." unless you are REALLY sure of the answer ahead of time. We had the words "Federal indictment in 20XX in the Southern District of New York" pop up. That person no longer works for us.
Wow lol.