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Sounds like there was some butt stuff

Murry, a teacher who taught at the East Los Angeles Renaissance Academy at Esteban E. Torres High School, is facing six counts of unlawful sexual intercourse and four counts each of committing a lewd act on a child, oral copulation of a person under 16 and sexual penetration by a foreign object.
 
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jayrebb

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Pegged I'd guess-- why would a woman just toy a guys asshole? I don't really seeing it just being toys.

This kid got his cheeks bust. She's facing serious prison time.
 

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She's pretty cute, but in LA she's a 5. Unless she gets a venue change she's going away for a while.
 
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Sounds like there was some butt stuff

From the comments to that article.
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You know this old dude is still laughing at his own joke.
 
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You think Discount Jimmy Fallon was trying to look like a teen with that stupid haircut?

Pretty sure you get that haircut free when you take choreography classes with 4 of your metrosexual friends
 
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Pretty sure you get that haircut free when you take choreography classes with 4 of your metrosexual friends

So which boy band archetype is he? Obviously not the 'Heat Throb', 'Bad Boy', or 'Cute One'. Did they add "The Cuckold" to the new groups? How... progressive...
 
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So which boy band archetype is he? Obviously not the 'Heat Throb', 'Bad Boy', or 'Cute One'. Did they add "The Cuckold" to the new groups? How... progressive...

The suspiciously a bit too old to be in the band one, that they keep around to throw a humps in the moms so the rest of the band can run a train on the daughter
 
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That haircut is brutal. lol.

And this is from a guy that had a mullet when he was 16.

NO ONE TOLD ME IT WAS A MULLET. I called it "my wrasslin haircut"
 
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That haircut is brutal. lol.

And this is from a guy that had a mullet when he was 16.

NO ONE TOLD ME IT WAS A MULLET. I called it "my wrasslin haircut"

Stay til the end, the lyrics are priceless.

 
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Took me a bit on the haircut but I've got it. He's Garth Brooks alter ego Chris Gaines.

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edit - actually can't find fuck all for Chris Gaines music videos on YouTube, guess he's still embarrassed.
 
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