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Hoss

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54 months? Her face isn't that bad. To get that much time her body must be disgusting.
 
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This is also her

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Hoss

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She reminds me a lot of the teacher I would fantasize about to kill my midday boners. "Look lenny, if you don't go down, she's going to see it and stick you in her" Then I'd imagine the smell and it'd be safe to get up. My teacher was single though, this one is married so at least she found someone to fuck her.

We're sure she had XX chromosomes, right?
 
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Fun fact, long ago my sister was dating this white trash dude who’s last name was Sheisshause. His nick name is shitty and he actually has an outhouse tattooed on his body.
 
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Hateyou said:
Fun fact, long ago my sister was dating this white trash dude who’s last name was Sheisshause. His nick name is shitty and he actually has an outhouse tattooed on his body.
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You changed your name TO Latrine?

Yeah, used to be Shithouse!
 
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Hoss

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Hateyou said:
Yeah for a dude.
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Then explain the song. The Commodores sure make brick house seem like a good thing. They just removed the 'shit' part so the song could be played on the radio. Sounds like it's describing a big but sexy woman. 36-24-36. the clothes she wears, her sexy ways, make an old man wish for younger days. Built like an amazon.

"
Ow, she's a brick house
She's mighty-mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick house
That lady's stacked and that's a fact
Ain't holding nothing back
Ow, she's a brick house
Well put-together, everybody knows
This is how the story goes
She knows she got everything
That a woman needs to get a man, yeah, yeah
How can she lose with the stuff she use
Thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six oh what a winning hand
'Cause she's a brick house
She's mighty-mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick house
Ow, that lady stacked and that's a fact
Ain't holding nothing back
Ow, she's a brick house
Yeah, she's the one, the only one, built like an amazon
The clothes she wears, her sexy ways
Make an old man wish for younger days, yeah, yeah
She knows she's built and knows how to please
Sure enough to knock a strong man to his knees
'Cause she's a brick house
Yeah, she's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick house
The lady's stacked and that's a fact
Ain't holding nothing back
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
Brick house
Yeah, she's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick house
Yeah, she's the one, the only one, built like an amazon, yeah
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it, shake it
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it
Ow, a brick house
"
 
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j00t

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Hoss said:
Then explain the song. The Commodores sure make brick house seem like a good thing. They just removed the 'shit' part so the song could be played on the radio. Sounds like it's describing a big but sexy woman. 36-24-36. the clothes she wears, her sexy ways, make an old man wish for younger days. Built like an amazon.

"
Ow, she's a brick house
She's mighty-mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick house
That lady's stacked and that's a fact
Ain't holding nothing back
Ow, she's a brick house
Well put-together, everybody knows
This is how the story goes
She knows she got everything
That a woman needs to get a man, yeah, yeah
How can she lose with the stuff she use
Thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six oh what a winning hand
'Cause she's a brick house
She's mighty-mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick house
Ow, that lady stacked and that's a fact
Ain't holding nothing back
Ow, she's a brick house
Yeah, she's the one, the only one, built like an amazon
The clothes she wears, her sexy ways
Make an old man wish for younger days, yeah, yeah
She knows she's built and knows how to please
Sure enough to knock a strong man to his knees
'Cause she's a brick house
Yeah, she's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick house
The lady's stacked and that's a fact
Ain't holding nothing back
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
Brick house
Yeah, she's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick house
Yeah, she's the one, the only one, built like an amazon, yeah
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it, shake it
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it
Ow, a brick house
"
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