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Wow that mug. I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that's just an ugly angle.
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They should remake Breaking bad with all women and she could be jessi.
 
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Ya I want her to escape my rape dungeon, laughing and crying at the same time, and plowing through the chain link fence on the way out
 
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Aamry said:
Why mention this when there is still that whole position of authority thing?
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Doesn't it compound the crime? The thing about statutory rape is that all you have to prove is that it happened. It's always illegal. The positional authority thing could be argued in some cases that the sex was consensual outside of the authority.
 
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two counts of second degree sodomy made me lol. So many questions. I bet she didn't peg him and just let him use the backdoor. But WTF makes it 2nd degree? What are the other degrees of sodomy?
 
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Hoss said:
two counts of second degree sodomy made me lol. So many questions. I bet she didn't peg him and just let him use the backdoor. But WTF makes it 2nd degree? What are the other degrees of sodomy?
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2nd degree is when you miss the hole and slip in by mistake. 1st degree sodomy implies intent "The defendant was heard earlier claiming "Yeah, I'm going in the poop chute tonight!"
 
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Aamry said:
Why mention this when there is still that whole position of authority thing?

Also, any better pics? How do you fail Woodshop?
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Maybe he was bad at nailing? What other way than teaching him how to nail.
 
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Fogel said:
2nd degree is when you miss the hole and slip in by mistake.
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I'll have to remember this next time I pull the "wrong hole" trick.

sorry babe, I didn't mean to heavily lube up your asshole then slowly ram my cock in there while ignoring your shouts and holding on to you tight enough keep you from escaping. That's only second degree sodomy.
 
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I'm going to go with slap on the wrist because she was treating a medical condition.

The first time it was blue balls. The next dozen times it was a sprained wrist from all the high 5's he was getting.
 
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Ameraves said:
Man, these stories are never going to go away.
www.dailymail.co.uk

School lunch lady, 31, is charged with sexually assaulting student, 14

Andie Rosafort, a former Connecticut lunch lady allegedly sent nude photographs and videos to a teenage boy via Snapchat over a six-month period,
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Rosafort turned herself in last month and posted a $100,000 bond. She was released on condition she have no contact with any minors other than her own children. She is also no longer allowed on social media.

the fuuuuuck
 
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