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Chukzombi's Boomer Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Lanx
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you don't pick up food, you just walk there and get olfactory overload at just fucking peppers onions and sausage being grilled
did they have one last year?
Chukzombi
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i stopped going a while back. i dunno if they had one. i wasnt going to find out with all the dirty hobos around. and sausage sammiches are amazing, i make them at home. gotta have the crispy french bread too.
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"lol , he got a little confoozled. ive had the same WAHL beard trimmer for almost 30 years. its indestructible and it was dirt cheap at the time. like 20 bucks at Walgreens back then"
Scrolling really quickly on my phone, instantly recognised this as a
Chukzombi
post before I saw his name.
All the hallmarks like made up words that only boomers use, holding on to random devices for 20+ years, weird recollection of cost and shop.
Only thing that could have
Chukzombi
it even more was if the store was "an old mom and pops hardware store that was an Aladdins cave of useful items. I used to ride there on my bicycle and stare through the window"
Scrolling really quickly on my phone, instantly recognised this as a
Chukzombi
post before I saw his name.All the hallmarks like made up words that only boomers use, holding on to random devices for 20+ years, weird recollection of cost and shop.
Only thing that could have
Chukzombi
it even more was if the store was "an old mom and pops hardware store that was an Aladdins cave of useful items. I used to ride there on my bicycle and stare through the window"- 1
Loser Araysar
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i also used to think guys turned gay because they were shy/scared of women and talking to them took them out of their comfort zone so they played it safe to be with other men. i was a shy kid too, but i figured there was nothing to lose by just asking chicks out. they could either say yes or no. if it was high school you would get shit from people saying "ooh, i heard you asked so and so out. you're a loozer!" i also got very lucky and my HS gf came up to me and wanted to talk about Ozzy because i had a Black Sabbath jacket patch on my denim jacket. if i ever meet Ozzy i need to bow before him for getting me laid as a kid and as an adult
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in the mid 90s i'm watching this movie and i suddenly realize, that car was the previous version of the car i currently owned. you can see the convertible latch handle. that was a 1980s Le Baron Town & Country.
the actual K car zaps always accused me of having. i had the later J car version. this car is kind of ugly, but its a convertible so that makes it at least half cool.
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Chukzombi
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post checklist1. Random "genius IQ" insight = "i got my first look at true poverty in Mexico as well. "
2. Obscure recollection of trivial detail with timestamp = "i was in Cancun back in the early 90s walking to a bullfight which was off the main tourist route"
3. More "Genius IQ" = "i thought maybe they were souvenir shops, so i walked up to one expecting to be greeted by some smiling mexican woman with serapes in her arms"
4. The role reversal / bait and switch / the anti-Prestige "instead i got a dank dark house with nobody in it and the stink of all kind of filth. no floor. just dirt and soiled looking mattresses on top of it."
5. Dark
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"after that i became apathetic to anyone here claiming to be poor while having all the amenities. get the fuck out of my face with that shit."- 2
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1. Random "genius IQ" insight = "i got my first look at true poverty in Mexico as well. "
2. Obscure recollection of trivial detail with timestamp = "i was in Cancun back in the early 90s walking to a bullfight which was off the main tourist route"
3. More "Genius IQ" = "i thought maybe they were souvenir shops, so i walked up to one expecting to be greeted by some smiling mexican woman with serapes in her arms"
4. The role reversal / bait and switch / the anti-Prestige "instead i got a dank dark house with nobody in it and the stink of all kind of filth. no floor. just dirt and soiled looking mattresses on top of it."
5. Dark
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Story checks out.....
a) Another Hispanic romance interest
b) The women always initiate the flirtation
c) Do these flirations actually lead anywhere?
d) who still visits banks on a semi regular basis
e) Who is despositing the check in the alternate weeks?
f) is "depositing my check" a boomer euphemism?
g) "Big boobies but isn't my type" = "knees are too sharp"
h) "boobies" - enough said
i) Cool calm composed
Chukzombi
never flaps or flusters at bank teller.....doing her job?
Chukzombi
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you're definitely proving my point. broken garbage person. keep going. then i send the private message logs to LLR. then we get rid of you permanently.Story checks out.....
a) Another Hispanic romance interest
b) The women always initiate the flirtation
c) Do these flirations actually lead anywhere?
d) who still visits banks on a semi regular basis
e) Who is despositing the check in the alternate weeks?
f) is "depositing my check" a boomer euphemism?
g) "Big boobies but isn't my type" = "knees are too sharp"
h) "boobies" - enough said
i) Cool calm composed
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