Civil War (2024)

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BoozeCube

The Wokest
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Yeah it sucked, nobody wanted to watch a movie about journalists fags being journalists fags. And if anyone did want to watch that movie they could watch Nightcrawler instead.

Red sunglasses guy was the best part of the movie.
 

Animosity

Silver Baronet of the Realm
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6,281
First half was painfully slow and boring. Movie picked up a lot more in the second half. But still there really is no plot to the movie other than how awful journalists can be. Looked and sounded great though.
 

Voyce

Shit Lord Supreme
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Yeah it sucked, nobody wanted to watch a movie about journalists fags being journalists fags. And if anyone did want to watch that movie they could watch Nightcrawler instead.

Red sunglasses guy was the best part of the movie.
I just watched a clip of this movie, have’t seen the actual movie, but like in the clip, I watched some journalists paid shills get shot, so like maybe not all bad?
 

Dr.Retarded

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The SUV teleporting in at top speed really took me out of the scene.
Yeah that's no different then when people are on the top of the building waiting for a helicopter, and they're yelling because the helicopters not there, but then suddenly it floats up over the parapet and it's a big surprise to save the day before they get killed by whatever threat.

Giant Ford expedition speeding down the road, I guess in stealth mode, you never knew it was coming.
 

bigolas

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
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The casting and acting are fine but like with so many recent movies there is no real story or plot development. The director has a 30 seconds simple moronic message to tell and surrounds it with 90 minutes of empty scenes and depictions of his fantasy thoughts.
 
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Cybsled

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
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13,843
Explanation: SUV was being driven by those ninja Walking Dead zombies that somehow sneak up completely silently and only make a noise when they grab some extra and bit them
 
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Bald Brah

Trakanon Raider
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The 'surprise' V8 with large tires SUV that you can hear coming from miles away.
 
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Vuuxo

Karen
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If you buy slicks or even better... cut off the tread and smooth the tires, you can do 80mph (or 128.7kmh for those that don't use Freedom units.) and literally garrote someone from the passenger seat and they wouldn't have a clue till it was too late.
 
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Kiroy

Marine Biologist
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Finally got around to watching this garbage. Its not a journalist jerk fest its a drumpf coup jerk fest told through the fantasy of a journalist
 
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