Cocaine Bear (2023)

Edaw · Nov 30, 2022

My apologies

Amod , could you move all the bear stuff to the appropriate thread:

Cocaine Bear (2023)

Title: Cocaine Bear Genre: Crime, Comedy, Thriller Director: Elizabeth Banks Cast: Keri Russell, O'Shea Jackson Jr., Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Alden Ehrenreich, Ray Liotta, Margo Martindale, Kristofer Hivju, Christian Convery, Brooklynn Prince, Kahyun Kim, Scott Seiss, Isiah Whitlock Jr...

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Rabbit_Games · Nov 30, 2022

You see that stellar fucking cast? (R.I.P. Ray Liotta) This is going to be fucking amazeballs. Even the kid sold his line like a champ, "It kinda seems like a thing that stays with a man forever." LOL

Scoresby · Dec 2, 2022

This looks way better than a movie about a bear doing cocaine has any reason to be.

BrutulTM · Dec 2, 2022

I would watch this just for Keri Russell. The coked out bear and Ray Liotta are icing on the cake.

Warr · Dec 2, 2022

Isiah Whitlock Jr. as well.

Ossoi · Dec 2, 2022

Khane · Dec 5, 2022

Haha, amazing.

Also that bear is obviously lying about its weight. The thought of a tiny ass 175lb bear is just as funny as the trailer

spronk · Feb 23, 2023

out today, 95 mins nice

Chukzombi · Feb 27, 2023

since nobody else here took their girl to see this but me, because i love horror comedies. this was "ok". it wasnt great, it wasnt bad. better than Ant Man for sure. pretty sad that this was Ray Liotta's final film because his character was all over the place and finally devolvng into Bela Lugosi schlock at the end. pretty fucking sad. the gore was pretty craptastic CGI. the jokes were not very funny, though i did laugh at the old park ranger lady capping that one dude in the head. this movie was so surreal. the coke raged bear was the most realistic thing about this film. of course the end scene very heavily hinted at a sequel. so get ready for the anouncement of Cocaine Bear 2: The Brood!

Bandwagon · Feb 27, 2023

Chukzombi said:
so get ready for the anouncement of Cocaine Bear 2: The Brood!

Lol. Get ready for 20 years of straight-to-DVD variations of this....

TheNozz · Feb 27, 2023

Just saw this earlier.

I really wanted to like this movie, but I got bored after the first 20 mins or so.

Too many plot threads and too many characters for a film thats only 90 mins.

For the first time I can remember in awhile, I'd say its a 6/10: I almost wish I hadn't seen it even for matinee price. I dare say the film sucks.

Chukzombi · Feb 27, 2023

TheNozz said:
Just saw this earlier.

I really wanted to like this movie, but I got bored after the first 20 mins or so.

Too many plot threads and too many characters for a film thats only 90 mins.

For the first time I can remember in awhile, I'd say its a 6/10: I almost wish I hadn't seen it even for matinee price. I dare say the film sucks.

it felt like the broad who directed this had way too many trope boxes to check when cooking up this film in order to save her career.
the most ridicuous thing was the wilderness gay muggers. i even said out loud, "gay muggers, in the woods?" it was way more ridiculous than the obese park ranger woman who decided to search for the small children, on foot. she could barely walk, no vehicle?

edit
wait, i just thought of something worse. the black danny glover cop type walking into woods he never been to before, finding the gazebo and noticing the duffel bag of coke at the top. then somehow he jumps off a tree onto the gazebo to retrieve it (off camera). if i think about it even more, i'm sure there are more egregiously retarded things.

Cybsled · Feb 28, 2023

It's not surprising - this always came across as a 'Sharknado' type movie

BrutulTM · Feb 28, 2023

"A bear in the wild ate some cocaine and went hog wild" is a pretty thin premise. Was always going to need some filling in to make a movie.

Ambiturner · Feb 28, 2023

Chukzombi said:
it felt like the broad who directed this had way too many trope boxes to check when cooking up this film in order to save her career.
the most ridicuous thing was the wilderness gay muggers. i even said out loud, "gay muggers, in the woods?" it was way more ridiculous than the obese park ranger woman who decided to search for the small children, on foot. she could barely walk, no vehicle?

edit
wait, i just thought of something worse. the black danny glover cop type walking into woods he never been to before, finding the gazebo and noticing the duffel bag of coke at the top. then somehow he jumps off a tree onto the gazebo to retrieve it (off camera). if i think about it even more, i'm sure there are more egregiously retarded things.

Did you think this was supposed to be a serious movie played straight?

Bandwagon · Feb 28, 2023

Ambiturner said:
Did you think this was supposed to be a serious movie played straight?

Silly is fine, when it works. Like Tucker & Dale vs Evil.

The way I've been reading these reviews, it sounds like it's the type of silly that didn't really work.

Haus · Feb 28, 2023

Local Alamo Drafthouse promotion co-branding with the movie is perfectly on point....

The Cocaine Bear 8-ball. 8 donute holes, and the powdering is a mix of powdered sugar and cayenne pepper dust.

Adebisi · Mar 2, 2023

It's fine. Some good chuckles.

What more can you ask from a movie called Cocaine Bear

TheNozz · Mar 12, 2023

spronk · Mar 14, 2023

out on VOD/torrents, just 3 weeks after theatrical release but its already made its money back

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