Coheed and Cambria writing about Mippo

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Ryoz

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My best friend"s sister is a supreme band slut. She dated Mikey, bassist from Weezer for a while and up until about 6 months ago Dom, the drummer from Muse. That one lasted probably three years or so. It was fun while it lasted. I wasn"t married or locked into a mortgage yet so we took free trips across the country to see their shows when the opportunity presented itself.

I kind of miss it, although I wish there was more vagina. Everyone thinks all bands have chicks ready to put out, but Muse members were all locked into serious relationships so no females really. We"d have girls hanging with us but mainly just to stay backstage. Their eyes and mouths were for musician cock only.
 
Falstaff

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Oh yeah well... my friend"s sister is friends with the drummer from the Fray!

Also: posting in a definitely epic thread.
 
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At my last job I worked with the Ex-wife of the drummer from Wild Cherry. They sang "Play that funky music white boy".

While at a G-love and Special Sauce show G-love totally macked on my friends girlfriend. He got pissed and they broke up.

I used to hang out with the guitarest from The Lemonheads/Blake Babies. He"s so down to earth I never thought of him as someone who used to be famous.

I lived in the same apartment complex growing up as the black girl on Fringe. I told her not to let fame go to her head and she went all crazy on me. =P

I once got into a thread before it was sent off to the shaw....true story.
 
James

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I"m sorry, but you guys are doing it all wrong.


Back in 2000 when I was raiding with Fires of Heaven and part of their shadow leadership circle where I basically told Furor every strat and even how to play his warrior, I was living with Danny DeVito, Brian Austin Green, and Tila Tequila.

Well, and this is pretty funny here, one night when I was raiding in EverQuest I blew off sex with Tila Tequila because, well, I had shit to kill. But then after blowing her off, I beat the dragon furiously, and then had sex with her. Brian Austin Green gave me a high five, and jumped right in to hit that shit too. Danny DeVito was in the other room playing A Link to the Past. I think he was stuck on the water temple because he was cursing at it A LOT.

To make a long story short, some of my jizz got on BAG"s dick and 9 years later he got Megan Fox pregnant with it, so she"s going to have my baby here in a few months. Danny DeVito and I still keep in touch from time to time, but those were some crazy months.

And that"s why Aerosmith wrote Dream On.
 
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Wasn"t digging it until the epic final line. excellent ending
 
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Hatorade

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James said:
I"m sorry, but you guys are doing it all wrong.


Back in 2000 when I was raiding with Fires of Heaven and part of their shadow leadership circle where I basically told Furor every strat and even how to play his warrior, I was living with Danny DeVito, Brian Austin Green, and Tila Tequila.

Well, and this is pretty funny here, one night when I was raiding in EverQuest I blew off sex with Tila Tequila because, well, I had shit to kill. But then after blowing her off, I beat the dragon furiously, and then had sex with her. Brian Austin Green gave me a high five, and jumped right in to hit that shit too. Danny DeVito was in the other room playing A Link to the Past. I think he was stuck on the water temple because he was cursing at it A LOT.

To make a long story short, some of my jizz got on BAG"s dick and 9 years later he got Megan Fox pregnant with it, so she"s going to have my baby here in a few months. Danny DeVito and I still keep in touch from time to time, but those were some crazy months.

And that"s why Aerosmith wrote Dream On.
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Fucking LOL, cool story bro indeed.
 
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Ryoz said:
Haha, I"m not going to start drilling you until I find out if you honestly believe this.

Let me just say, get Claudio"s twitter and have him admit to this shit. Not a fucking bassist, who knows dick about the writing. Musicians do this shit all the time to bang chicks.
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The song is not about Claudio, it"s about Mic. I don"t know who does the writing or what not but I know exactly what that song is about. Just wait a little.
 
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Your story was complete shit. There was no "Water Temple" in the Link to the Past that shit was from Ocarina of time. And before you say some stupid shit about the dungeon where you have to blow the dam in the light world in order to get in and fight a bulbous octopus thingy, that place was called the "Swamp Palace", so save it, pussy.
 
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You are a dumb shit. All of the Coheed and Cambria albums are based upon books. In the case of Good Apollo, I"m Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness the album was based upon "The Writer." (Fictional) Claudio [aka: the writer] is writing a story about Claudio (the crowing) and is madly in love with Erica and she will not marry him.

Listen well, will you marry me?
(Listen well, listen well, listen well, listen well.)
(Not now, boy.)


The lyrics were written by (real) Claudio based upon this. Not your stupid ass. I don"t even see how you can read the lyrics to the song or listen to it and think your ass fits in anywhere. Furthermore, (real) Claudio has gone on record to say what the song is about -- and he backed up the information above.
 
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Quineloe

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The Ancient said:
Your story was complete shit. There was no "Water Temple" in the Link to the Past that shit was from Ocarina of time. And before you say some stupid shit about the dungeon where you have to blow the dam in the light world in order to get in and fight a bulbous octopus thingy, that place was called the "Swamp Palace", so save it, pussy.
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even with these mistakes, the story is still far more believable than anything Mippo has ever claimed :p
 
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I just tweeted Iggy Pop about the time he screwed my sister in the Women"s Room at the Old Angler"s Inn. Hopefully he"ll re-tweet and I"ll get you guys some proof. Stay tuned gang!
 
Fadaar

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James said:
Danny DeVito was in the other room playing A Link to the Past. I think he was stuck on the water temple because he was cursing at it A LOT.
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Wrong Zelda
 
Arkk

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Mippo said:
Back in my Afterlife days when I lived with models and porn stars yet continued to raid in Everquest, one of my roommates was dating one of the members of Coheed and Cambria.........

Long story short, I run into her last night and we get to talking and she tells me they wrote some songs about us. So I go home, look at some of the lyrics and sure as shit, several references to me, although much more towards her.

Specifically the song "The Suffering" is completely about the three of us. It pretty much 100% accurately describes our situation for about 6 months around 03/04 when this happened. Guess I"ll take it as the ultimate form of flattery. It"s also been funny reading people"s opinion of what the song is about. Apparently there is a "book" that was written that explains the songs if anyone can point me to it I"d like to read it.
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This is like thousands of jersey shore degos in the 70s claiming Born to Run was written about them.
 
James

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Fadaar said:
Wrong Zelda
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Look, Water Temple is universal. There"s always a water stage in EVERY SINGLE ZELDA that sucks complete ass and is frustrating as all hell.

UNIVERSAL GOD DAMMIT.
 
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