iannis
Musty Nester
So I stop in at CVS to pick up something this morning. They have an armed security guard at the entrance as I walk in.
Guard : I'm sorry, you have to wear a mask to enter. Its the law.
Me : No. Laws are created by the Legislature. They passed no such law. This is an executive order by the governor. Its also unconstitutional.
Guard : <blink, blink>. Uhh. Umm. Do you have a mask?
Me : No.
Pause.
Me : What aisle are the vitamins in?
Guard : Uhhh. I dont know you have to ask someone.
Me : OK. Thanks.
I walk away and get my vitamins. If he had said "company policy is mask or no service" I would have had to bail. Luckily he tried to sound all official. Fuck him and fuck Cuomo.
Yeah, people got a pretty loose understanding of what a law is. We're doing a partial max occupancy thing, and I've seen signs that it's a law.
It's not a bad idea, and i'll follow the suggestion, but it's not a law. That's not a semantic point. I wonder what these people think happens if they call the cops. Shit, I kinda wonder what the cops think happens.