Cosmic Sin (2021)

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Title: Cosmic Sin (2021)

Genre: Science Fiction

Director: Edward Drake

Cast: Bruce Willis, Adelaide Kane, Frank Grillo, Lochlyn Munro, Costas Mandylor, Johnny Messner, Eva De Dominici, Brandon Thomas Lee, Corey Large

Release: 2021-04-22

Plot: Seven rogue soldiers launch a preemptive strike against a newly discovered alien civilization in the hopes of ending an interstellar war before it starts.
 

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Basically Enders Game with Bruce Willis. "I'm old, ha hah." And Frank Grillo is modern bad action star no. 612. Probably, most likely gonna be trash. Will still watch.
 

Drinsic

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Looks generic as it gets, but maybe they'll surprise us and that's actually Earth getting bombed at the end.
 

spronk

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yeah i'll watch, its always fun just trying to see how much of a fuck Bruce Willis gives that day. usually zero fucks
 

Sludig

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30 mins in..... holy fuck how much debt does Bruce have to be roped into sobering worse than even B movie tier
 
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Sludig

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Got halfway, started skimming. This is unspeakably bad. Like I'd watch battlefield earth back to back on repeat rather than this.
 
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30 mins in..... holy fuck how much debt does Bruce have to be roped into sobering worse than even B movie tier
Hes churned out an ungodly amount of shit the past 5 years. This is all top billing his face is on the poster;

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Sludig

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Hearts of almost none of those. Uncredited in Orville.


Wtf is he trying to imitate desperate Nicholas cage.
 

Caliane

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yeah, this piece of crap was rough.

Basically, a couple "big" name actors, who basically get immediately sidelined for the d-list up and coming tv actors to be the leads.
starts interesting enough, with spooky mutated/controlled humans, for an unknown alien faction. but then, nope. aliens are just different looking humans.
Finale is just nonsensical.
 
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Raes

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This movie makes old Syfy originals look like Oscar winners. The dialogue and line delivery were terribad. Like I've seen drunk LARPers do better. And it's hilarious the look on the other actors faces when Old Man Willis is talking to them. You just know they are thinking "is the old geezer having an episode??""

Needed more of this:

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And less of this:

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Hes churned out an ungodly amount of shit the past 5 years. This is all top billing his face is on the poster;

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I read an article about this, he basically only has to film for a couple days for these movies and still makes a couple million bucks per shoot. He only has to work for 2-3 weeks per year to make a decent living.
 

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At this stage in his life, an easy paycheck is a no brainer. Even if he starts to command less over time, gives him a nice money bump before any inevitable retirement.
 

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this movie is unwatchable

like no one knows how to "act" they're just reading the script, i swear the script guy just copypasta from other movies for this dialogue, was anyone able to finish it? i turned it off after willis shot that limp dick bazooka
 

spronk

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he is just cranking them out, saw a torrent for another Bruce Willis movie with Megan Fox



i saw on imdb he has currently 12 movies in post or pre production lol
 
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