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Gravel

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jihodj said:
No.

If you gave me speed, it would slow me down.
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I laughed.

I'm only responding to this though because I'm amazed at the amount of "likes" posts are actually receiving. I never would've thought this feature would get so much use.

(please like this post!)
 
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Soygen

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I just skipped page 10 - 18 @ 40 posts per page. Did I miss anything good in this thread?!
 
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hodj

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I'm serious though.

The only medication I've ever been prescribed is adderal for ADHD.

That's literally a methylated salt, aka speed.

They give me speed to slow me down.

I don't take it. Give me heart palpitations.
 
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Sentagur

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Soygen said:
I just skipped page 10 - 18 @ 40 posts per page. Did I miss anything good in this thread?!
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Just the usual. Boy meets forum, corp tries to jack forum, boy flips the corp and makes new forum...
 
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Pyksel

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Soygen said:
I just skipped page 10 - 18 @ 40 posts per page. Did I miss anything good in this thread?!
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Draegan sold the site for $$$$+
Buyer realized after purchase that it was worthless
a_skeleton_03 scoops it up for a cool $

Realization: Draegan and a_skeleton_03 are in bed together and just made an easy $$$! ;)

Edited for numerical accuracy!
 
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Sentagur

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jihodj said:
I'm serious though.

The only medication I've ever been prescribed is adderal for ADHD.

That's literally a methylated salt, aka speed.

They give me speed to slow me down.

I don't take it. Give me heart palpitations.
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Go big or go home, i say you try bath salts and see if you calm down!
 
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hodj

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Sentagur said:
Go big or go home, i say you try bath salts and see if you calm down!
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My wife works for a mental hospital. They're getting a lot of patients in there who completely lose their shit doing various forms of bath salt/synthetic thc substances.

What ever happened to just shooting some coke up your arm or snorting some heroin?

That was always good enough for the junkies in my day.
 
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Sentagur

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jihodj said:
My wife works for a mental hospital. They're getting a lot of patients in there who completely lose their shit doing various forms of bath salt/synthetic thc substances.

What ever happened to just shooting some coke up your arm or snorting some heroin?

That was always good enough for the junkies in my day.
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Today's junkies want to be special snowflakes too. Just being a Coke head is not edgy enough, they dont want to be just like their grampa! It's all about pushing the envelope.
 
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Chukzombi

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Suiineg didnt really just pay 1k just so khane can read all about what some random poster thought of pokemon go on the cuckboard? did he?
 
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hodj

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He made the offer.

I'm seriously doubting they accept it.
 
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Chukzombi

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i friggin hope not. the board is completely dead right now. in a week it will be deader than dead. give it time and he could pick the whole thing up for a few dollars.
 
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hodj

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I think $1k is overinflated for the site even at the height of its traffic, so I'm right there with you on that.
 
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Gravel

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Pyksel said:
Draegan sold the site for $
Buyer realized after purchase that it was worthless
a_skeleton_03 scoops it up for a cool $

Realization: Draegan and a_skeleton_03 are in bed together and just made an easy $! ;)
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Holy shit, are those numbers legit?

Those are way bigger numbers on both ends for what that place was worth.
 
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hodj

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Should probably stop throwing those numbers around outside the donator forum tbh, at least for now.

Just in case.
 
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Gravel

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I'm just saying, that domain is essentially worthless right now.

I'll edit my quote though.
 
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iannis

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Agraza said:
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I feel like if we had a theme song, this is what it would be.

Draegan: I'll bid fifty thousand, Drew.
Mmoporger.com: FIFTEEN THOUSAND, DREW!!! FIFTEEN!!!!
Wombat: Umm? <looks at audience> five?
Rererolled community: ONE DOLLAR. ONE DOLLAR AND NOT A PENNY MORE, DREW.



The actual retail price is fiddy cents!
 
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