Cyberpunk 2077

Lenas · Dec 7, 2020

If you're trans you might find this game MEH

Cyberpunk 2077 is dad rock, not new wave

On one hand, Cyberpunk 2077 is a more earnest and sincere game than what CD Projekt Red’s edgy marketing suggested. On the other, there’s nothing revolutionary on offer here. Instead, it’s a game obsessed with the past. The game’s release date is Dec. 10 on PC, PS4, Stadia, and Xbox One; PS5 and...

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I can’t deny that Night City wowed me with its scale, its verticality, and its sense of history. But I wish I could see people like me on its streets as something more than objects.

TJT · Dec 7, 2020

First impressions and Skillup and some others are the only worthwhile "reviews"

TJT · Dec 7, 2020

78 / 100
Dec 7, 2020
Some nice characters and stories nested in an astounding open world, undercut by jarring bugs at every turn.

Oh boy. Its going to be a Fallout release day experience!

Derkon · Dec 7, 2020

Seems the more negative reviews all mention how buggy the game is.

Kuro · Dec 7, 2020

White supremacist transphobes give the game 88/100

Hateyou · Dec 7, 2020

Sounds like waiting a few months is the way to go

Tuco . Should be patched up and playable by then!

Kuro · Dec 7, 2020

Twist, the story finale reveals that all the bugs and glitches were intentional and meant to show you that your character was trapped in a simulation the entire time.

Valderen · Dec 7, 2020

IGN guy finished main story in 20 hours, that’s kind of short.

He said he then replayed and took 45 hours and the side stuff completely changed his ending which is pretty interesting.

a_skeleton_05 · Dec 7, 2020

A mediocre review from PCGamer gives me hope for this.

Springbok · Dec 7, 2020

Cyberpunk 2077 Review (PC) – Superlative - PowerUp!

When the credits rolled on my playthrough of Cyberpunk 2077, I'd spent 45 or so hours in Night City. Having received the code only three days before the review embargo, I seriously doubted I'd finish in time. However, forgoing sleep and playing up to 18-hours a day, I saw V's journey through to...

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I’m usually in agreement with the above. Fucking pumped.

Harshaw · Dec 7, 2020

Valderen said:
IGN guy finished main story in 20 hours, that’s kind of short.

He said he then replayed and took 45 hours and the side stuff completely changed his ending which is pretty interesting.

Apparently almost everything you do has an effect down the line.

Cybsled · Dec 7, 2020

Not surprising. Would be kind of a shitty RPG if side content was 100% meaningless.

j00t · Dec 7, 2020

Valderen said:
IGN guy finished main story in 20 hours, that’s kind of short.

He said he then replayed and took 45 hours and the side stuff completely changed his ending which is pretty interesting.

witcher 3 was similar in length if you ignored all the side stuff. i read an article that talked about CDPR specifically shortened the length of the main story for cyberpunk because the VAAAAST majority of players never finished witcher 3. so they added more side stuff but shortened the main story

Springbok · Dec 7, 2020

Tranny Twitter outraged awesome looking game turned out awesome.

Lmao, fuck em

Frenzied Wombat · Dec 7, 2020

Tranny Kotaku finds the game problematic, where can I buy 10 copies?

Cyberpunk 2077 Review In Progress - There's Good And Bad (kotaku.com)

EDIT: Not a tranny, looks like a Simp. My apologies.

Erronius · Dec 7, 2020

I can't wait for everyone's NSFW character creation screenshots

Xenrauk · Dec 7, 2020

TJT · Dec 7, 2020

Erronius said:
I can't wait for everyone's NSFW character creation screenshots

Nah, that's too vanilla for me.

You're getting some primo production photo mode shootouts with a swinging dick tho.

Lenas · Dec 7, 2020

Xenrauk said:

TL;DW:
• Main story ~25hr, completionist could get 60 maybe?
• Buggy as fuck, wait to see if day 1 patches fix majority before buying.
• Performance issues. Guy talks about 60fps at 1440p on his 3080 like it's a good thing. That said, review copies have Denuvo DRM which is known to have perf issues.

Harshaw · Dec 7, 2020

Lenas said:
TL;DW:
• Main story ~25hr, completionist could get 60 maybe?
• Buggy as fuck, wait to see if day 1 patches fix majority before buying.
• Performance issues. Guy talks about 60fps at 1440p on his 3080 like it's a good thing. That said, review copies have Denuvo DRM which is known to have perf issues.

Wasn't there a Dev that said he had 175 hours and hadn't finished the main story yet? I'm assuming there is a lot of content for completionists.

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