Cyberpunk 2077

E

etchazz

Trakanon Raider

2,707

1,056

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,281

Sounds like this game is going to need several patches to fix all the bugs. I don't mind a few bugs when a game just releases, but when every single reviewer goes out of their way to mention the amount of bugs, it's a huge red flag. As painful as it will be to wait, I think I'll wait a couple of months before playing. I've waited what, 7 years for this game to release? What's another three or so months?

 

• 3

Reactions: 2 users

Aaron

Goonsquad Officer

<Bronze Donator>

8,735

20,468

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,282

Cinge said:

...I think the funniest bug the one reviewer mentioned was the famale Vs top clothing randomly disappearing during scenes, leaving you topless until you went back to first person...

Click to expand...

Are you sure that's a bug and not a feature?

 

• 2
• 1

Reactions: 2 users

TJT

Mr. Poopybutthole

<Gold Donor>

42,703

108,962

• 
• 

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,283

Springbok said:

Springboks CP rig, just bought blackout curtains for the office - telling the kids I'm in Argentina for a week, have a hose that extends out my office window for shitting/pissing.

View attachment 322058

Click to expand...

This is your CP rig? Prob not the best acronym to use m8.

 

• 1
• 1
• 1

Reactions: 2 users

TJT

Mr. Poopybutthole

<Gold Donor>

42,703

108,962

• 
• 

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,284

Cinge said:

Laughing so hard at some of these pictures, just wow. Imagine all the parents buying this for their kid without a clue.

The last picture in that article with the fist ones and the huge centipede looking thing. I laughed way harder then I should.

Click to expand...

Photo Mode will truly be glorious.

Just think, some poor asshole working at cd projekt red had to spend long days and nights 3d modeling various dildos.

 

j00t

Silver Baronet of the Realm

7,380

7,476

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,285

TJT said:

Photo Mode will truly be glorious.

Just think, some poor asshole working at cd projekt red had to spend long days and nights 3d modeling various dildos.

Click to expand...

He didn't HAVE to. He GOT to

 

• 3
• 2
• 1

Reactions: 5 users

TJT

Mr. Poopybutthole

<Gold Donor>

42,703

108,962

• 
• 

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,286

One of the local favorite independent reviewers.

 

• 3

Reactions: 2 users

Asshat wormie

2023 Asshat Award Winner

<Gold Donor>

16,820

30,968

• 

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,287

So can we beat trannies to death with our hands in this one or not? Internet is giving mixed signals.

 

• 1

Reactions: 1 user

Aaron

Goonsquad Officer

<Bronze Donator>

8,735

20,468

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,288

Apparently that Dildo story is fake. they made the screenshots from a highly modded Fallout 4.

 

• 1
• 1

Reactions: 1 users

Grizzlebeard

Ahn'Qiraj Raider

2,278

2,435

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,289

TJT said:

One of the local favorite independent reviewers.

Click to expand...

Based on what he's saying I'm sensing a mountain of salt on the horizon.

 

TJT

Mr. Poopybutthole

<Gold Donor>

42,703

108,962

• 
• 

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,290

Preload Complete.

 

Crone

Bronze Baronet of the Realm

9,714

3,211

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,291

I’m not pre loading shit. Got fucked before and it takes longer to verify your preload than to just download it fresh on launch day.

 

• 1

Reactions: 1 user

gak

<Gold Donor>

1,891

9,979

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,292

 

• 2

Reactions: 1 users

Bubbles

2022 Asshat Award Winner

<Bronze Donator>

45,668

-56,772

• 
• 
• 
• 

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,293

if it's a buggy shit show now, just imagine what it would have been had it not been delayed.
Here's what probably happened. About a year before the original launch date they suddenly realized that there was no way they are gonna finish it in a reasonable time frame. Mostly due to feature and story creep. So they went fucking ape shit on both features and story. Cut the main story down to 20+ hours (I remember devs boasting like 3 years ago about how the story/quests is 100+ hours long). They most likely stripped out a bunch of npc interaction features. So the past year they have been panicking in order to make the story work and fix the bugs from all cuts they had to make.

 

Grizzlebeard

Ahn'Qiraj Raider

2,278

2,435

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,294

Don't forget making top buck on merch royalties.

Once they've paid themselves a bunch of bonuses there might be some cash left to hire some external consultants to come in and fix all the bugs within a decent timeframe.

 

• 1

Reactions: 1 user

A

a_skeleton_05

<Banned>

13,843

34,510

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,295

 

• 2

Reactions: 1 users

loudgas

Golden Baronet of the Realm

3,853

19,045

• 

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,296

Damn, I was hoping to scrape by with a 1060, but looks like I will be literally scraping by.

 

• 1

Reactions: 1 user

TJT

Mr. Poopybutthole

<Gold Donor>

42,703

108,962

• 
• 

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,297

Dom said:

View attachment 322112
View attachment 322113

Click to expand...

Why isn't the 2070 super on here? I am going to guess I'll get somewhere around 60 FPS I guess.

Good enough for me I suppose.

 

• 1

Reactions: 1 user

Erronius

<WoW Guild Officer>

<Gold Donor>

17,227

44,552

• 
• 

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,298

loudgas said:

Damn, I was hoping to scrape by with a 1060, but looks like I will be literally scraping by.

View attachment 322133

Click to expand...

Were you looking at Recommended instead of Minimum, or am I reading it wrong?

 

Jozu

Bronze Baronet of the Realm

6,984

6,295

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,299

Preloaded on Steam. So we cant play this until Wednesday night midnight? I thought it was tonight for some reason. This sucks.

 

Regime

LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...

<Aristocrat╭ರ_•́>

16,861

40,080

• 
• 
• 

• Dec 8, 2020

• #2,300

Jozu said:

Preloaded on Steam. So we cant play this until Wednesday night midnight? I thought it was tonight for some reason. This sucks.

Click to expand...

Look on the bright side you can play with her.

 

• 3
• 2

Reactions: 4 users