Just sack up and admit your kneejerk reaction was immature and misguided. When games come out people talk about when they're available for predownload, unlocked on steam and yes, when they hit torrent sites.Then you're just advertising piracy of a great game, and I stand by my original statement: I hope your house burns down.
A working crack isn't on torrent sites I presume. That shit is locked down but good these days.