You just can't hear it on the Twitch from today. Had OBS and DayZ direct chat set to the wrong audio device, so even though they could hear me on teamspeak (it was correctly set), OBS wasn't recording any mic audio from today and DayZ direct chat wasn't working as well. Not sure how OBS didn't record my direct chat audio once I had it correctly set and people could hear me ingame, but I suspect it had to do with it being set to the wrong device.
It was mostly just me yelling at the fresh spawns to get the fuck away from edaw's corpse and trying to sort out the sudden death of the teamspeak. I honestly didn't know what to say to the dude glitching into the wall and watching us/talking shit while hidden inside the model of the house. After I figured out I could shoot through the glitched door and still hit him, I did just that.
Here's the 12 minute highlight of our (mostly unintended) coastal massacre...
http://www.twitch.tv/jendrykgaming/c/3549594
We came out looking like sadistic assholes today, which is probably true for edaw's crazy ass popping off mosin shots at random, but honestly we were just trying to lock down his corpse after some random guy ran in and blasted him while he was trying to get TS back up.
The final body count was 8. 2 tried to ambush punch me to death out of nowhere, 1 tried to ambush wrench me to death, 1 was looting edaw's corpse which had two rifles on it, his buddy who I assumed would go aggro, and the noob who got caught in the crossfire when I found the wallglitch dude.
I do feel bad about the two unarmed friendlies chilling in the building, but dude kept looting edaw's armed body, and I just couldn't take the risk.
I spared the white T guy, who I'm sure helped set up the wrench ambush. In the end, I just couldn't hold down the house before the other bandits found us. Also, lol at bat guy. I couldn't tell wtf he was saying at the time but goddamn was he trolling his heart out. I never did get a free hug from him