A Tale of Three Loggers
Allow me to tell you a story of three cowards trying to pick off people from sniper hill in Elektro. They thought they were so l33t with their fancy scoped mosins, m4's, and camo military clothing. Unfortunately for them, not everyone running into Elektro with barely any gear is quite as helpless as they appear. Enter Muurleon, fresh from Kamyshovo and armed with only an unscoped mosin, a .357, and barely any ammo... Not to mention his bright neon purple Barney the Dinosaur backpack. Douchewaffles had the aim of a retarded one-legged sloth, but were determined to kill him nonetheless. Intrepid Muurleon, however, was also determined and promptly landed a chest shot on a vicious bandit, and was so scary in his rave gear that he caused the other two children to log. Moments later, the two cowards log back in after ghosting behind Muurleon on another server and waste him. I'm sure they took satisfaction out of their lamest of kills.
Unfortunately for the bandit trio (now a duo), Muurleon wasn't alone in Elektro. And there are some people in Chernarus who don't need to log onto another server to outmaneuver someone. Enter Jendryk (me) and MapleGlazed (the best spotter this side of Kamenka). I'll let the film take it from here...
Why hello there! We've heard so much about you!
As you can see, our quest was not yet complete. There was more work to be done, and by sweet jebus, we'd see it through:
Mission Accomplished
Oh yeah, this happened too:
Don't Hide on Top of the Firestation
EDIT: Sorry about the choppiness. It was fine for a few days after I lowered my upload bitrate (which destroyed video quality), but for some reason OBS or Twitch was being a dick during all the cool footage. Going to try to get DxStory working again, but I had problems in the past splitting audio and getting the video track to display properly.
Event/Group Info
Hekotat, you should be a member now. I shot you an invite. Muurloen made me an admin but I've never used the admin functions before. It's probably a decent idea for it not to be open, due to stream snipers and the general filth that play this game.
Remit, I added you as a friend and sent you an invite. My character will be in Berezino by 6pm CST tomorrow, and unless there's any other problems, that will be the general time of getting ready to start the crusade. If people can't get on until a bit later, or are located elsewhere, we can work something out and split into teams based on location. Just get to the coast, as east as you can get as time allows. No biggie if there's intervening events.
If you can, send me or Muurloen a Steam message before you hop on to let us know where you're at. The TS channel may get... hectic.