Deity selection

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Alex

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Egyptian all the way. That culture has always interested me greatly anyway. Plus, their gods look cool as hell.
 

iannis

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Abrahamic. The older-than-old-testament War in Heaven / Angels with Swords of Flame / Prophecy 3 "you're all monkies" variety. If you're talking about a creative base for game it offers significant advantages to the other defined mythos -- mostly in that it's barely defined at beyond ambiance and a few important names. Gabriel, Michael, Lucifer -- how much of the heavenly host can you actually name? How many ever have been? The forgotten and fanciful shamanistic/tribal warlord roots. Which is pre-abrahamic but not exactly entirely pagan.

South American I guess is 2nd choice if you're just looking for something easy and thematic which isn't utterly predictable.

As much as I like Greek, Norse, Celtic, and Egyptian... snore.
 
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I am going with Elric's patron Arioch Lord of the Seven Darks, Knight of the Swords, Lord of the Higher Hell.

Have to get the First edition of Deities and Demi-Gods to find his stats. They removed the Moorcock universe from later editions.

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Honorable mention goes to the Monkey King

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TrollfaceDeux

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i'd go with chinese deity if I could since I can become a god if I do 10,000 years of mediation and shit but Abrahamic God sounds much easier so.
 

Randin

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Think I'll have to go with Abrahamic; considering the other choices:

Greek: too much risk that you, or someone you love, will be raped by a god in the shape of a giant duck, or something similar.

Egyptian:Waytoo much studying to get into that afterlife; the litany of shit you need to recite to get a good seat in the underworld is slightly excessive.

Hindu: can't eat steak, so that's out.

Mesoamerican: too great a risk of having your heart ripped out of your chest.

Norse: too unnecessarily violent. Might be interesting to watch, not so much to participate in.

So yeah, I'll stick with the good ol' Abrahamic faiths.
 

Talen24

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Pantheism, the gods and the universe are the same thing, or at least the gods have no time for us they are busy creating new things.
 

Azrayne

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Celtic. Was on the fence between Celtic and Norse, loving both their mythologies, Norse are more badass but you're basically fucked for an afterlife unless you die in battle, so I went with the other guys. Odin is still a badass though. Jesus died on a cross after 3 days for our sins, Odin hung upside down off Yggdrasil for 9 days to give us the runes and managed to survive the process.

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I chose the Greeks but it was a toss up between them and the Norse.