The devil went down to Georgia, she was looking for a vote to steal.
She was in a bind "cos she was way behind: she was willin" to make a deal.
When she came across this young man sawin" on his diddle and playin" it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn"t know it, but I"m a diddle player too.
"And if you"d care to take a dare, I"ll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good diddle, boy, but give the devil her due:
"I bet tits of gold against your soul, "cos I think I"m better than you."
The boy said: "My name"s Screenshots and it might be a sin,
"But I"ll take your bet, you"re gonna regret, "cos I"m the best that"s ever been."
Screenshot you resin up your bow and play your diddle hard.
"Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals it hard.
And if you win you get these shiny tits made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.
The devil opened up her blouse and she said: "I"ll start this show."
And fire flew from her nipples as she resined up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across his penis and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Screenshots said: "Well you"re pretty good ol" girl.
"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how it"s done."
Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
The devil"s in the house with the risin" sun.
Chicken in the bread pen, pickin" out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."
The devil bowed her head because she knew that she"d been beat.
She laid those golden tits on the ground at Screenshot"s feet.
Screenshots said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you dirty ole bitch, I"m the best there"s ever been."
And he played fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
The devil"s in the house with the risin" sun.
Chicken in the bread pen pickin" out dough.
"Granny, will your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."