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Regime

LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
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@BoozeCube if this was free to play I might join. But since they are charging $70-99 for a free to play game with shit seasons upcoming and a copy paste end game, nah. Figured after the acquisition I can go through it on Gamepass for the story which is 50/50 on being good or not and welp, that would be about it.

Plus it was a pure bait and switch for anyone who fell for Overwatch 2. Not only was that not a sequel, they also canned PvE after promising that on the docket before people purchased OW2. These people need to get their asses kicked.

(PS: All trolling aside have fun my bretheren - I realize the first two weeks of this is all fun with friends :) (Sappy Ut)

“Utnayan is playing Diablo 4.”
 
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CaughtCross

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Really loving the streamers. #1 is Asmongold is his dingy thsirt, combover, and in his parents attic. A true gamer. Probably has a pee cup at the ready.

#2 is this:



Real gamer versus fake gamers in spots 1 and 2. The true Twitch dichotomy in action.


I like this since Blizzard intentionally tries to de-sexualize characters in the game and make them not attractive. Meanwhile the number 2 twitch stream for D4 at launch is an e-girl lan party.
 
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Kirun

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This is what peak male looks like faggots. I'm a bear and it's MY month!!
 
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Chersk

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Took about 10 minutes to get in at launch on PC. Once I was in it played damn near flawless until 25 when I logged out for bed. Some minor rubberbanding twice maybe and that was it.
 

Tarrant

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Yeah this could very well be the smoothest launch in Blizzard history.

I also busted up laughing when I checked my friend's list and Utnayan Utnayan was in the character creation screen lol
 
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jayrebb

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I like this since Blizzard intentionally tries to de-sexualize characters in the game and make them not attractive. Meanwhile the number 2 twitch stream for D4 at launch is an e-girl lan party.

One of them is an actual commercial big studio certified pornstar. Not just e-girls there at that LAN.
 

Kirun

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Yeah this could very well be the smoothest launch in Blizzard history.

I also busted up laughing when I checked my friend's list and Utnayan Utnayan was in the character creation screen lol
Regime Regime When are you logging in, mother fucker? Or are you too busy this month...🌈
 
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mkopec

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Smooth as butter for me. Only a couple of hiccups, server laaag probably a few times. But other than that it runs at 150+ FPS. Took barb to like 21 or some shit but I have to work in the morn so Im done.
 
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Khane

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Nah, plenty of us actually have no interest in Blizzard products
 
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Talos

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Smooth as butter for me. Only a couple of hiccups, server laaag probably a few times. But other than that it runs at 150+ FPS. Took barb to like 21 or some shit but I have to work in the morn so Im done.
Same but I'm leaving work early tomorrow and I took Monday off. Going to have a nice long weekend with this. Playing a werewolf druid named Reprobus aka St. Christopher the Dog Headed Man.
 
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Aazrael

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Played 5 minutes during lunch break but could not find raytracing in options, it am I just blind? From what I have seen there should be an option for it? DLSS is there but can't find raytracing.
 

meStevo

I think your wife's a bigfoot gus.
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Fun first day. Just a couple quests into chapter 2, level 34.

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