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Grez

Trakanon Raider
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Fuck rotations. I long for the day when vr lets you engage targets as if they were real. No watching timers, no bullshit, you and your buddies in a great melee fighting it the fuck out: stabbing mobs in the face with a vr sword, blocking their attacks with a vr shield, kicking mobs in the balls with your motion-tracked foot.

Maybe one day soon we'll get a 'Swords and Sorcery' multiplayer rpg and it'll evolve from there.
 
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Kuro

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
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Pretty sure I'd die IRL after 4 hours of Beatsaber MMO raid.
 
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Jox

Molten Core Raider
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Bunch of old ass dudes thinking a vr mmo would be fun for them, have fun throwing your back out fighting level 1 rats.
 
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kegkilla

The Big Mod
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#AngleLivesMatter
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Nirgon

Log Wizard
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Last Epoch, which is probably being made in a rented office that used to be a Great Clips, looks light years ahead of this turd. Blizzard has more money than god to make a game.

Couldn't have said it better.

Last Epoch has big dog Sarno, Blizztard aka Kotick OnlyFans does not.
 
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meStevo

I think your wife's a bigfoot gus.
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The way legendary items is being handled is changing in Diablo, with the legendary affix being random.

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Uniques will replace Mythic (a designation they've shelved) and always have the same affixes and be those 'build-around' items.


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OU Ariakas

Diet Dr. Pepper Enjoyer
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The way legendary items is being handled is changing in Diablo, with the legendary affix being random.

WVEHE4V7QFAQ1607721493663.jpg


Uniques will replace Mythic (a designation they've shelved) and always have the same affixes and be those 'build-around' items.


6A4P7LIT4DK41607721494327.jpg

See, that whole blog makes me feel better about the game. It still looks exactly like D3, but I like the stat choices and how weapons affect skills.
 

Hatorade

A nice asshole.
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So more weak D3 stuff... I didn’t expect PoE levels of complexity but this looks like a D3 reskin.
 
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Kirun

Buzzfeed Editor
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So more weak D3 stuff... I didn’t expect PoE levels of complexity but this looks like a D3 reskin.
I could get behind that, depending..

PoE is an overall superior game, but D3's adventure mode/rifting system blows PoE's leveling system out of the fucking water.
 

Hatorade

A nice asshole.
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7,202
Just give me slots and runewords again in D4, instead of farming the primal version with the best stats let me farm words and slots. Or you know spend those millions of dollars and make something innovative and fun.
 
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Tuco

I got Tuco'd!
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Fuck rotations. I long for the day when vr lets you engage targets as if they were real. No watching timers, no bullshit, you and your buddies in a great melee fighting it the fuck out: stabbing mobs in the face with a vr sword, blocking their attacks with a vr shield, kicking mobs in the balls with your motion-tracked foot.

Maybe one day soon we'll get a 'Swords and Sorcery' multiplayer rpg and it'll evolve from there.
You won't get away from rotations! You'll just learn kata!
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