Diablo II - Resurrected

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Chris

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Cinge said:
All I am hearing is airisch can't fap to his super pixelated d2 sprites anymore. Since blizard didn't update his sprites to make it easier for him to fap, he now just has fan art. He hides behind "lore" to confuse his real issue. Every complaint is about the sexuality of the characters he was somehow enjoying from 2d sprites and 20 year old art.

Honestly they are not bad. The amazon can be taken has a bit too rugged/Manly in the face. But it really doesn't matter in D2. The rest are pretty cool actually. Necro and barb look especially good imo. The druid and assassin look much better than that stupid LoD art. They both look way too skinny and fragile in that art, like any fight would break them in half. The faces in that art make them look retarded. Updated models are much better. They all match what I would think when I hear their archetype and from my d2 memories.
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They all need to be fappable (depending on sexuality), as they were in the original.

Barbarian isn't jacked anymore and Druid looks homeless.

I 100% fapped to Amazon x Sorceress back in the day. I'm not even joking.
 
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Cinge

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Chris said:
They all need to be fappable (defending on sexuality), as they were in the original.

Barbarian isn't jacked anymore and Druid looks homeless.

I 100% fapped to Amazon x Sorceress back in the day. I'm not even joking.
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Don't worry, you can just toggle back to old 2d sprites(that you can barely see any features on) and be on your merry way! Enjoy!
 
Airisch

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HAHAHAHA . Do you even read the shit you type. Holy cow, I laughed so hard.
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Yes. Making things ugly on purpose is their fucking goal. It happens all the time now because of things being "offensive"

Or do i have to post the picture of the fat black trans CK model billboard vs one from even 10 years ago?
 
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Cinge

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The only one that looks ugly is the amazon. Her face is a bit too muscular. The rest are perfectly fine. You are reaching, just to complain. I mean you were upset a skirt was "WAY" longer. I went and looked, expecting to see a dress passed the knees or to ankles but they are basically the same fucking thing with a longer back, you can just see the shorts underneath on modern graphics. If anything its the top that changed, doesn't showthe slight very pixelated 2d sprite underboob(oh the horror)!


Jesus lord, just go look at some porn.
 
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Airisch

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These are all clues as to the direction of the team. And where their priorities are.
 
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I Dunno, once you start aging the chars face is what 1/4 of an inch on the screen. And you cant even see them anyhow once you get a helmet lol
 
Cinge

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bigmark268 said:
I Dunno, once you start aging the chars face is what 1/4 of an inch on the screen. And you cant even see them anyhow once you get a helmet lol
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Shh. Its a conspiracy to make them all ugly! The proof is a CK ad in real life!
 
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Nirgon

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Airisch said:
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Chris

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Cinge said:
Don't worry, you can just toggle back to old 2d sprites(that you can barely see any features on) and be on your merry way! Enjoy!
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How about they just make characters aesthetically pleasing to look at instead of ugly for no reason (or SJW reasons)?

Look at what the FF7 Remake did, they even made a character nobody fapped to the most fappable.
 
Cinge

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Chris said:
How about they just make characters aesthetically pleasing to look at instead of ugly for no reason (or SJW reasons)?

Look at what the FF7 Remake did, they even made a character nobody fapped to the most fappable.
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They did? The only one that is "wrong"(or ugly in your terms) is the amazon(and its just her face). The rest match their class/archtype and the game very well, from the original.

I am sure you can go fap to some fan art that will make them look perfect with perfect proportions and everything. I honestly hope you are trolling, because if not, wow.
 
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Chris

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They did? The only one that is "wrong"(or ugly in your terms) is the amazon(and its just her face). The rest match their class/archtype and the game very well, from the original.

I am sure you can go fap to some fan art that will make them look perfect with perfect proportions and everything. I honestly hope you are trolling, because if not, wow.
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You need to grow a dick and balls.
 
joz123

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You have issues if you have to bitch about characters in a fucking Diablo game not looking "aesthetically pleasing". Go play Dead or Alive Volleyball if you wanna jerk off to a game.
 
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Falstaff

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I didn’t realize that you played this new Diablo in some sort of reverse first person where the camera just stares directly at your characters face while you play.
 
Janx

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D3 chars for the most part look bad ass. Great art direction. D2 R compared is not even close. Its like comparing
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Man as much as I WANT to get this .. looking at all the outdated mechanics is pretty much crushing my desire. Games have made so many more advancements gameplay wise be it D3, Grim Dawn, POE etc..
 
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