After a decade of super-fast vroom vroom elevator service, they fucking disabled the elevator door buttons here and slowed their descent by at least 50%. Nothing feels greater afterhours like standing alone in an elevator with a gaping door for a full extra minute after you press the button. And if it gets ghost called, you get a minute of gaping door per floor. No reset-floor button to press.... Thank god for smartphones and social media.
I called and was able to trick the Maintenance staff into calling the elevator company to "fix" the problem. This lasted about a month before the leasing office restored it to cuckmode. I tried to use the same trick again and filed several complaints with maintenance under various voice-overs and fake aliases, no effect.
Some cuck complained that rush hour was causing him to miss work. So now instead of 5% of the building being late, everyone has to be late and share the experience together. Blue state Bernie problems.
