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Harshaw

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Grizzlebeard

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Just have to have faith Russell T Davies pulls it back.

I guess the first real indication of what we can expect is an announcement of who the next Doctor will be.

The new team will have to pull some serious wonderballs to erase the completely fucking awful travesty these shitclowns have made of a much-loved series though.
 
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Harshaw

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Just have to have faith Russell T Davies pulls it back.

I guess the first real indication of what we can expect is an announcement of who the next Doctor will be.

The new team will have to pull some serious wonderballs to erase the completely fucking awful travesty these shitclowns have made of a much-loved series though.
Trans Doctor incoming...
 
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Hoss

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Just have to have faith Russell T Davies pulls it back.

I guess the first real indication of what we can expect is an announcement of who the next Doctor will be.

The new team will have to pull some serious wonderballs to erase the completely fucking awful travesty these shitclowns have made of a much-loved series though.

I'm still hoping for Richard Ayodel. He's black so he checks an intersectionality box.
 

Fucker

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ten years ago this show was at its best. it was so good. they did a lot to destroy it.
They rode it into the ground with this Jodie person instead of dumping her after the first season. In a liberal's mind, it is better to destroy something than admit wrongdoing.
 
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Goatface

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there is no hope for this show, davies already said he supported the timeless child recon and wrote the short with past doctors being furries


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next doctor current betting odds (Coral's)

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#1 Lydia West 3-1 (Jodie Whittaker's pick to replace her)
#2 tie Fisayo Akinade and Omari Douglas 5-1 (think they are both gay)
#4 Olly Alexander 6-1 (very gay, activist)

odds at Ladbrokes.co.uk (not updated in a while)

OLLY ALEXANDER - 3/1
KRIS MARSHALL - 6/1
JODIE COMER - 10/1
REECE SHEARSMITH - 12/1
MICHAELA COEL - 5/1
RICHARD AYOADE - 6/1
PHOEBE WALLER-BRIDGE - 8/1
JOHN BOYEGA - 10/1
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coel was fav, until rumors of olly doing interviews
 
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pysek

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They rode it into the ground with this Jodie person instead of dumping her after the first season. In a liberal's mind, it is better to destroy something than admit wrongdoing.
You assume the destruction is accidental.
 

Chukzombi

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They rode it into the ground with this Jodie person instead of dumping her after the first season. In a liberal's mind, it is better to destroy something than admit wrongdoing.
by the time she finally fucks off. her run will have been as long as David Tennant's. thats no mistake
 

pysek

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I said exactly the opposite.
I stand corrected. You say they'd rather destroy than fix their screw up, which implies they accidently broke it. My meaning is there was no intention to make it good in the first place. No screw up to cover over. They mean to break everything that matters to us BECAUSE it matters to us. And in this, as in so many things in our world, they are succeeding wildly.
 

Grizzlebeard

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there is no hope for this show, davies already said he supported the timeless child recon and wrote the short with past doctors being furries


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next doctor current betting odds (Coral's)

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#1 Lydia West 3-1 (Jodie Whittaker's pick to replace her)
#2 tie Fisayo Akinade and Omari Douglas 5-1 (think they are both gay)
#4 Olly Alexander 6-1 (very gay, activist)

odds at Ladbrokes.co.uk (not updated in a while)

OLLY ALEXANDER - 3/1
KRIS MARSHALL - 6/1
JODIE COMER - 10/1
REECE SHEARSMITH - 12/1
MICHAELA COEL - 5/1
RICHARD AYOADE - 6/1
PHOEBE WALLER-BRIDGE - 8/1
JOHN BOYEGA - 10/1
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coel was fav, until rumors of olly doing interviews

Lydia West was the standout star of It's A Sin but I don't see her playing the Doctor.

If they picked Olly Alexander I think I'd be moved to violence. Saying that, the only reason three of those four people are up there are because they were in It's A Sin which was a Russell T Davies show.

I do think the likelihood of a black Doctor is high though, BBC be BBC. Richard Ayoade is a solid choice.
 
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Fucker

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there is no hope for this show, davies already said he supported the timeless child recon and wrote the short with past doctors being furries


View attachment 391379


next doctor current betting odds (Coral's)

View attachment 391382

#1 Lydia West 3-1 (Jodie Whittaker's pick to replace her)
#2 tie Fisayo Akinade and Omari Douglas 5-1 (think they are both gay)
#4 Olly Alexander 6-1 (very gay, activist)

odds at Ladbrokes.co.uk (not updated in a while)

OLLY ALEXANDER - 3/1
KRIS MARSHALL - 6/1
JODIE COMER - 10/1
REECE SHEARSMITH - 12/1
MICHAELA COEL - 5/1
RICHARD AYOADE - 6/1
PHOEBE WALLER-BRIDGE - 8/1
JOHN BOYEGA - 10/1
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coel was fav, until rumors of olly doing interviews
A bunch of joggers and homos to star in a show watched primarily by white heteros. Got it.

I bet they pick the whitest black, so my vote goes to Lydia West.
 

Chris

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there is no hope for this show, davies already said he supported the timeless child recon and wrote the short with past doctors being furries


View attachment 391379


next doctor current betting odds (Coral's)

View attachment 391382

#1 Lydia West 3-1 (Jodie Whittaker's pick to replace her)
#2 tie Fisayo Akinade and Omari Douglas 5-1 (think they are both gay)
#4 Olly Alexander 6-1 (very gay, activist)

odds at Ladbrokes.co.uk (not updated in a while)

OLLY ALEXANDER - 3/1
KRIS MARSHALL - 6/1
JODIE COMER - 10/1
REECE SHEARSMITH - 12/1
MICHAELA COEL - 5/1
RICHARD AYOADE - 6/1
PHOEBE WALLER-BRIDGE - 8/1
JOHN BOYEGA - 10/1
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coel was fav, until rumors of olly doing interviews
Jodie Comer could be a great pick, she was an excellent sociopathic lesbian russian assassin in that one show she was in (lesbian in a sexy way not an SJW way).

Kris Marshall is the reincarnation of Tom Baker but has always been on these lists, his career has stayed low profile enough to be a "fresh" face although he must be in his 40s by now.

Reece Shearsmith is a writing partner of Mark Gatiss who is a writing partner of Stephen Moffat. They have both written episodes and appeared in the show a few times. He would be a good pick and wouldn't surprise me with how incestuous the BBC is.

Richard Ayoade is a very famous comedian in the UK, not happening. He's literally on TV all the time, it would be legendary though.

The rest would keep me away from the show. I really liked Russel T Davies' gay "It's a sin" show but I don't think any of the actors stood out that much, it was just well written and acted well enough. In contrast I had seen one show nobody watched with David Tennant on it pre Doctor Who and I knew exactly who he was because his performance stood out so much. Similar with Peter Capaldi.

I vote for Jodie Comer.
 

Qhue

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Richard Ayoade would be epic. He can go from silly billy to cold hearted dead serious in a blink.
 
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