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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgS6qLsVM4It puts the lotion in "the basket." It does this and it gets "the hose."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgS6qLsVM4It puts the lotion in "the basket." It does this and it gets "the hose."
Ok, this makes more sense now.You're correct. I cleansed the references to Morrowgirl's real name and for the lulz I replaced it with Goliath.
so you think these hot guys are uncomfortable around you because they're attracted to you, and not because they are weirder out by a dude pretending to be a chick?I'll Skype with anyone that can have a reasonable intellectual discussion about the issues. Pretty sure a cam can't be selective, nor can my voice. But haters gonna hate. I get hit on *a lot*, you really can't convince me I'm ugly or don't pass. Maybe 4 months ago, not anymore. Sorry boys. The hot men that randomly tell me they work out 6 days a week and get nervous when they talk to me seem to disagree. As do the cougar lesbians, god the lesbian cougars love me. Also maybe looking a little boyish works in my favor, no it definitely works in my favor. I more closely identify as lesbian and sleep with women, and lesbians *really* like me.
I have news for you. On no planet in the universe do you "look good." You look like shit. You look like a horrible tranny. You have no feminine qualities. You are honestly uneasy to look at it, and I find myself cringing when your pictures scroll by on my screen. You are not a female. You are a male who has mutilated his body. No amount of fucking retarded rhetoric on your part is going to make you a female, or a lesbian, or whatever the fuck you want to be.Lol. I, on the other hand, will wear whatever the fuck I want, and I know I look good. I'm not perfect, I'm not a 10, but I know I look good.
Because it's almost always a guy that didn't get enough attention from Daddy, but Daddy paid good attention to the girls.Why does almost every tranny/drag queen look like a flamboyant caricature of a woman, instead of an actual woman?
You're an idiot and have no idea what you're talking about. For the first few months I noticed something slightly different in people's eyes, or the lingering gaze, or just the blatant laughing from homophobes. I don't get that anymore. And yes, in less homophobic London if I'd get confronted now and then when someone clocked me and in more homophobic Phoenix I never get confronted, it's pretty logical to conclude that I pass now (also taking into consideration that for my last 6 or 7 weeks in London nobody was clocking me anymore). A ton of these "nervous" guys hate "teh gays" and spend their time hunting and shooting and playing Call of Duty, believe me, they are not "just being nice" by mentioning how often they work out and trying to spend as much time talking to me as possible, despite me starting to look away and ignore them from the awkwardness. No, I'm not mean to guys that hit on me, I'm nice to every single guy and girl that hits on me, but my point is when someone tries to keep coming up with things to say and most of them involve impressing you, yeah, I think that means something. Why am I even trying to convince you lol? I was trying to explain the situation of being hit on I suppose, since you'll never experience it.First of all, most people are generally decent and polite, especially to strangers. You think you can tell any time a guy notices you're trans? Gimme a break. Most probably have never seen a tranny in their life, so while they probably sense something is off, they don't know what exactly it is. That'll leave a lot of guys neither hitting on you nor reacting aversively. Plus, being able to fool a lot of guys isn't some accomplishment. Even in southeast Asia when I was traveling and we have to be on the lookout constantly, so many guys get 4 beers in them and are tryin to fuck even a dude in drag. I saw a lot of trannies there, many whom were much more feminine looking than yourself, and I figured it out pretty quick just being near them, not even talking. Good for you that you can fool a lot of guys, but don't try to call bullshit on some knowing you're not a chick. I "clocked" you before scrolling halfway down the first picture.
In SEA guys like to throw out a lot of theories on the best way to spot a tranny. Finger length, shoulders, whatever. The one method that never failed me was an intuitive feeling about the face. If the girl has a face that you just want to stare at an extra second, that's it. I think your brain senses something is off, so it wants to look a little longer to figure it out. There was this ridiculously hot chick that joined a table of my friends and I one night. We had kind of befriended these 2 Laos women and this hot girl was friends with them. I told my friends "hey, don't hit on her, she's a tranny." They're arguing with me all night, "no way no way." But I just couldn't stop wanting to look at her face. I never confirmed it, but she was wearing a super slutty short dress and bonded much more with the other (obvious) tranny at the table. First off girls don't normally wear those outfits unless they're hookers, and Laos chicks especially do not. But tons of trannys do. So that + bonding with obvious tranny - 2 strong clues - is enough verification for me.
So, look at the face and listen to your intuition saying "something is off."
I am quite curious what a post op vag looks like. Is that something you can google? I'm afraid to. I'm afraid regardless, but I don't want to see some mutilated mid-operation pics or something.
Lol except you should read what the Y chromosome does.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y_chromosome
That thing no amount of hormones, breast implants, and facial reconstructive surgeries can change.
Just sayin'.
Hard to argue with the human genome.
Interesting, so what exactly do you think it does? And what do you think I think it does?Lol except you should read what the Y chromosome does.
Why is this a thing for you? This is the second time you've emphasized this. I've*never*heard a guy go hit on a chick and say "Hey baby, I work like 5 times a week. I bench all the time." I mean, the jugs on this board literally talk like this because it's such anabsurd caricatureof how real "alpha" male personalities act. I've *never* seen someone out in the worldactuallydo this, it's just satire on subtler "macho/manly" traits. But you say it happens all the time. So how does it happen? Does he come show you his abs and say "Baby, do you even know how much I bench? I can run 3 miles to." That's just ridiculous. Lets face it, this conversation doesn't happen unless it's on a message board with guys trolling maginas.mentioning how often they work out and trying to spend as much time talking to me as possible
Nah, man. That totally happens. And yes, is pretty much as hilarious as it sounds. Its basically the same as the guys that are chameleons. Oh, you are in a band? yeah, I play guitar.(aka, I bought one, and play 3 notes once every 4 weeks) Oh, you like to go camping, yeah, I go hiking once a week.(aka, I went hiking once, when I was a kid). Often the same guys do both. Or, they just aren't that creative and pull the gym shit.Why is this a thing for you? This is the second time you've emphasized this. I've*never*heard a guy go hit on a chick and say "Hey baby, I work like 5 times a week. I bench all the time." I mean, the jugs on this board literally talk like this because it's such anabsurd caricatureof how real "alpha" male personalities act. I've *never* seen someone out in the worldactuallydo this, it's just satire on subtler "macho/manly" traits. But you say it happens all the time. So how does it happen? Does he come show you his abs and say "Baby, do you even know how much I bench? I can run 3 miles to." That's just ridiculous. Lets face it, this conversation doesn't happen unless it's on a message board with guys trolling maginas.
No one believes super buff guys walk up to you and give you their "gym cred" before hitting on you, Morrow. That's just so fuckingabsurdthat it instantly devalues everything else you say.
I mean, has ANYONE besides Keg in this thread walked up to a girl and told her how much he can bench?
Bro, do you even lift?Why is this a thing for you? This is the second time you've emphasized this. I've*never*heard a guy go hit on a chick and say "Hey baby, I work like 5 times a week. I bench all the time." I mean, the jugs on this board literally talk like this because it's such anabsurd caricatureof how real "alpha" male personalities act. I've *never* seen someone out in the worldactuallydo this, it's just satire on subtler "macho/manly" traits. But you say it happens all the time. So how does it happen? Does he come show you his abs and say "Baby, do you even know how much I bench? I can run 3 miles to." That's just ridiculous. Lets face it, this conversation doesn't happen unless it's on a message board with guys trolling maginas.
And that's what strikes me about you, Morrow--a lot of your descriptions seem warped to appeal to the guys here. It's like you believe that board personae like the jugs are actual how they act out in the world--like any good looking, straight, confident man leads off with "Baby, I bench like a mother fucker--come at me bro". And because you believe that's how an extremely straight/homophobic male would act in real life, because the reality is you have NO points of reference on how non-effeminate men act, other than the guys here, you incorporate it into your little stories here to make them seem more believable. But the problem is, it doesn't seem believable atall.
You're essentially that guy/girl that interjects herself in on any conversation and then greatly exaggerates some experience that she's either only seen from afar (Like you viewing how a "macho" guy hits on women from a message board), or has never had, to make herself the center of attention. And it ends up making everyone around her uncomfortable. That's part of the reason why you get such hostile responses.
No one believes super buff guys walk up to you and give you their "gym cred" before hitting on you, Morrow. That's just so fuckingabsurdthat it instantly devalues everything else you say.
I mean, has ANYONE besides Keg in this thread walked up to a girl and told her how much he can bench?
A placebo is defined asI'll also field that one from hodj. Man, that is totally not what a placebo is at all.