Don Jon - Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Scarlett Johansson
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Grimmlokk
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Yeah, there's no bad movies with hot chicks in them. Reminds me of the neckbearded fuckwits saying Fantastic Four was good because of Alba. Do people not know you don't have to sit through an entire movie to see a hot chick not naked?
I don't know if it's the super thick New York accents or what that's throwing me off, and like I said JGL is hard to bet against, but the trailers look like someone took an Ashton Kucher/Katherine Heigl turd and just added a better cast.
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iannis
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Honest? It sounds like the perfect romcom. I mean perfect. I don't generally have much interest in watching romcoms but if all of a sudden I sprout a vagina and it started to bleed uncontrollably this is the romcom that i'd watch to quench my insatiable bloodlust.
This was a smart career move for JoGo Awesome-o.
This was a smart career move for JoGo Awesome-o.
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I actually think shes OK, but with all the other fine ass actresses and models and shit in the world, shes like the bottom half of the list, back of the bus material.
Congratulations on not being a pedo?
I actually think shes OK, but with all the other fine ass actresses and models and shit in the world, shes like the bottom half of the list, back of the bus material.
She's like 15 in those photos. She didn't become hot until the day she turned 18.
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I saw this thread and intended to post this lol.
I think it was looper that cemented me as a fan.
Grimmlokk
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Read a couple random people reviews and it sounds like the horrible trailers are really misleading. It's not really a romcom(sorry Iannis) so much as a movie about JGL jerking off to porn. Or more accurately, a movie about how things like porn and outside influences can fuck up your expectations and relationships.
And Scarlett Johansson does not show them tittays.
And Scarlett Johansson does not show them tittays.
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I had LOW expectations, and pretty went because it was free and JGL was going to be there. But I have to be honest, there were some genuinely funny moments. No nudity at all from Scarlett, but man she can be sexy when she wants to be. Tony Danza for me stole the show.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a fine actor, but I wouldn't see a movie just because he's in it. He's been in a lot of stinkers.
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Grimmlokk
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iannis
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Romcom might be too specific a genre label for it. Probably is. I'm not sure what else to call that though, it's a relatively specific type of story. A comedy which is predicated on the romantic relationship between two people.
Of course the trailers might just be trying to trick the girlfriends into watching it instead of the boyfriends. Just based on the trailers that's exactly what it looks like. But maybe it's not predicated. Maybe it's just incorporated.
If the surprise twist ending is that JoGo chooses porn over ScarJo I might even buy this thing. That would be snide, but quite funny.
Of course the trailers might just be trying to trick the girlfriends into watching it instead of the boyfriends. Just based on the trailers that's exactly what it looks like. But maybe it's not predicated. Maybe it's just incorporated.
If the surprise twist ending is that JoGo chooses porn over ScarJo I might even buy this thing. That would be snide, but quite funny.
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Cannot happen, all of my pornographic hallucinations have ScarJo in them. They aint no romcoms with JoGo tho.
