Dude wants to look like Kim Kardashian

joz123 · Dec 18, 2014

Jordan told The Sun newspaper that he fell in love with 33-year-old Kim after watching an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 'I love everything about Kim,' he told The Sun. 'She?s the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her.' In a bid to resemble his idol, Jordan has undergone more than 50 cosmetic procedures including Botox, lip and cheek fillers, eyebrow tattoos and laser hair removal.

Dyvim · Dec 18, 2014

damn they found me.

ohkcrlho · Dec 18, 2014

He/she will have to do a sex tape if wants to go full kim k.

radditsu · Dec 18, 2014

Good. I approve.

Silence_sl · Dec 18, 2014

Turn those lips 90?, and he'd have an accurate reproduction of her ass.

radditsu · Dec 18, 2014

Break the Internet

Soygen · Dec 18, 2014

Nailed it.

I mean he nailed it, I didn't nail him.

McShrimp · Dec 18, 2014

Oh god, the eyebrows are tattoos.

Probably should've just spent the $150,000 on heroin.

Royal · Dec 18, 2014

Kuriin · Dec 18, 2014

Jerle? Is that you?

(Too soon?)

Sebudai · Dec 18, 2014

"Give me attention before I swallow a shotgun!"

Szlia · Dec 18, 2014

He is a make-up artist... I am not sure I would want to hire a make-up artist who seems to be legally blind.

AngryGerbil · Dec 18, 2014

Kuriin_sl said:
(Too soon?)

no

Tuco · Dec 18, 2014

Look, I get why someone would want to be transgendered and I even get why someone would idolize a famous person and want to look like them. It's just hero worship combined with a bit of insanity.

But why is he bald? Why are his lips like 3x as big as her lips? Why did he get tattoo'd eyebrows that look nothing like hers? Why does his nose look completely unaltered? He looks like someone drew one of those cartoon exaggerations of Kim K and got distracted halfway through.

Cinge · Dec 18, 2014

I just don't... /boggle.

khalid · Dec 18, 2014

Tuco_sl said:
But why is he bald? Why are his lips like 3x as big as her lips? Why did he get tattoo'd eyebrows that look nothing like hers? Why does his nose look completely unaltered? He looks like someone drew one of those cartoon exaggerations of Kim K and got distracted halfway through.

How dare you question his identity, you bigot.

Kedwyn · Dec 18, 2014

Chukzombi · Dec 18, 2014

i think even a clown would be shocked at how ridiculous he looks. can we please stop recognizing these people as sane ? this is serious nightmare fuel now and we still havent even seen its final form.

Big Phoenix · Dec 18, 2014

You guys think Kanye gonna cheat on Kim with him?

Gankak · Dec 18, 2014

Big Phoenix_sl said:
You guys think Kanye gonna cheat on Kim with him?

Big P wins the thread

Dude wants to look like Kim Kardashian

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